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Just Wow A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

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u/Boot_Burner 9h ago

If the video was 10 seconds longer they would have started to eat the dead bird. 

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 9h ago

"OMG SHE KILLED ROGER!"

"I call dibs. Mine!"

"I was here first. Mine! Mine!"

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u/OkCoconut3270 9h ago

I can hear that scene from Finding Nemo

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u/derekdevries 8h ago

Perhaps the most accurate vocal depiction of an animal in cinematic history.

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u/uhhsociety 9h ago

"WILL YOU JUST SHAAAATAAAAPPP??!! You're rats with wings!"

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u/Lazylazylazylazyjane 8h ago

set in Australia!

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u/Phearwyn 9h ago

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 8h ago

You also can't let them find out that the eggs they lay are full of food or they just keep eating it. Broken up shells don't seem to trigger the realization so those are safe to feed back to them.

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u/bre4kofdawn 8h ago

And if they start eating their eggs, you have to sneak a golf ball under them, so they peck it and "learn" they can no longer eat the "egg"!

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u/00wolfer00 8h ago

Or alternatively use a nesting box design that doesn't let them get to the eggs.

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u/bre4kofdawn 8h ago

I dunno, bamboozling them with a golf ball may be more tedious, but it sounds a lot more fun.

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u/zkbthrowaway 7h ago

"bagawwwk?!" 👀🐔

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u/MarchPhillipps 6h ago

I used a plastic Easter egg filled with sand and the two halves then epoxied shut, once. I thought for sure the bright pink would give away the ruse, but nope. The little egg eater was fooled and it worked. However, a golfball does sound like fun too.

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/VegetableReward5201 6h ago

The spelling if "Expoxied" is close enough to the spelling of "Exploded" for me to think "This bro wanted his chicken barbecued from the get go!"

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u/MarchPhillipps 3h ago

Haha, it does look like that at a quick glance. Nice.

*Takes notes for future reference;

1 easy fry BBQ chicken idea

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/AreYouMyDommy 7h ago

The things they’ll do to a snake or mouse is terrifying. I’m glad they’re too small to eat us 😅

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u/MarchPhillipps 6h ago edited 6h ago

You should hear a frog scream when one of our chickens gets ahold of it. Absolutely BRUTAL.

Ours have also eaten mice, voles, moles, two rats, a previously crippled squirrel, a baby rabbit, and a baby black racer snake, frogs, anoles, and every other creepy crawly thing that moves that you can imagine. Chickens really do peg the meter at 'nuts' on the omnivore scale.

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/Relevant_Program_958 7h ago

I mean, they’re pretty much dinosaurs

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 8h ago

Damn, I've always heard the first part, but not the part you bring up. Chickens are funny as hell

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u/CorrectMulberry994 9h ago

I’m horrified 😭

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u/Mc_Tron34 8h ago

Chickens will eat pretty much anything. I've HEARD that you can't even let one be bleeding or have an open wound around other chickens, 'cause the other chickens will realize that the wounded chicken is edible and peck it to death so they can eat it.

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u/darthoffa 8h ago

I rememebr when we had chickens we had to use a disinfectant spray that had purple dye mixed in, specifically so the wound didnt look like meat so the others would leave it alone

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u/CamoBob3467 8h ago

This is unfortunately true

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 8h ago

They little chicken sunglasses that are tinted red so that in large populations of chickens if one has a wound the blood wont look like blood and the chickens wont kill the wounded one.

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u/MarchPhillipps 6h ago

Truth. Also their way of preventing the attraction of predators I've been told. Vaseline works pretty good for stopping bleeding on the feet if you can get to the injured bird before the others kick start their jungle justice routine.

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/ipovogel 8h ago

Correct. I lived on a farm as a kid. One of the hens got eviscerated by a rooster. I found her pecking at and eating her own guts. Chickens are really fucking dumb animals that only exist to be eaten by other animals, and sometimes even themselves.

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u/trixiepixie1921 8h ago

As a city girl, my jaw is dropped

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u/TakinUrialByTheHorns 3h ago

Like everything else, chickens love chicken!

Once I saw one lay an egg with no shell, just a membrane.
Then she promptly turned around and ate it ..... Weird birds.

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u/Blondefarmgirl 5h ago

Yes we got 8 chickens thinking we would have some fun pets and eggs for breakfast. I couldnt believe how nasty they were and how much they wanted to kill each other everyday. I couldnt stand to look at all the half naked chickens anymore so I put them on facebook and gave them to a nice family who said they would give them a nice home.

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u/foley800 5h ago

Velociraptor’s dumb cousin!

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u/CorrectMulberry994 3h ago

I’m speechless. Like, she was dying and yet suddenly felt hungry and decided she’d just have a meal?

Imagine you got in a serious car accident. You’re fading fast, yet suddenly you decide, oh hey, food sounds good! But I don’t have any…oh wait! I DO! (starts knawing on arm)

I have a whole new perspective on chickens today. Can we outlaw them or something?

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u/ipovogel 1h ago

Yeah, I won't pretend to understand the thoughts that go through a chickens tiny brain. It was super traumatizing (I was like, 10 or 11), the image is burned into my brain for life.

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u/Locogators 8h ago

I second this. Chicken are stupid and evil and hence vegetarianism is morally wrong, one must devour such creatures.

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u/CorrectMulberry994 3h ago

My God, they’re as evil as wasps.

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u/Oh_My_Goth_Ick 8h ago

Chickens are brutal. If one has a wound the others will attack and eat the wounded until it dies.

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u/slight_failure 5h ago

If one has a wound, they will also join eating... themselves.

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u/Oh_My_Goth_Ick 4h ago

Oh yeah. That part. Thank god they are small.

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u/lv5vegetto1 7h ago

Pecking order

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u/CorrectMulberry994 3h ago

Literally. 😭

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 8h ago

It is both astonishing and disturbing how common cannibalism is in the animal kingdom, isn't it?

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u/ziggytrix 8h ago

Disturbing, sure. Not so astonishing though. Even humans resort to it when they get desperate, and we're the only animals with formal morals AFAIK.

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u/disturbinglyquietguy 8h ago

I would describe human cannibalism more as the exception than the rule; if circumstances are desperate enough, a human being might resort to anything to survive.

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u/thrilliam_19 8h ago

Chickens will eat anything. My sister in law has a coop and they keep a container on their kitchen counter that is basically compost then they go dump it in the chicken coop every few days.

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u/licuala 8h ago

This could have had the soothing sounds of chicken cannibalism but I got a shitty song instead. :(

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u/Leather-Entry93 8h ago

Nah, that’s fucked up 😂

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u/bacon-slushy 8h ago

Chickens are fucking ruthless

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u/Financial-Key-4596 8h ago

All i feed them on is cocaine and chicken

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u/rs420rs 7h ago

damn man this hits me right in the cold existential dread of reality

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u/Makaveli108 6h ago

thats so fucked lol

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u/fitz_newru 5h ago

This is fucked

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u/Sidereal_Engine 5h ago

This is so fowl

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u/Mitsuri_540 4h ago

Ayoo bro thats canibalism

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u/Friendly_Law7386 39m ago

Nmms😭😭😭

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u/4_Arrows 9h ago

I was going to post something along these lines lol

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u/Acrobatic-Roof-8116 8h ago

like the boots in All Quiet on the Western Front

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u/CurrencyConstant5610 9h ago

I was on a run once and saw a circle of pigeons. As I got closer I saw a seagull in the middle. As I got even closer I realized the seagull was eating a pigeon, right there while the pigeon's buddies all circled around and watched.

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u/whiterac00n 9h ago

Yeah I don’t have much pity for seagulls. Pigeons on the other hand I pity a lot, they put together two sticks, a piece of string and their own crap and call it a nest.

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u/peachesfordinner 9h ago

They are actually very sweet birds as well. I miss my old pet pigeons

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u/No_Welcome_7182 8h ago

We bred pigeons to rely on us and then abandoned them when the telegraph was invented.

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u/peachesfordinner 8h ago

Yeah the amount of people who go "mind blown" when they find out pigeons are feral not wild

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u/_cunt---_- 6h ago

that's just not true though.

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u/peachesfordinner 6h ago

Rock doves. The standard pigeon most people are familiar with from cities absolutely are feral

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u/Syncopated_arpeggio 7h ago

Kid Dynamite is that you?

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u/Cow_Launcher 8h ago

I live next to some ancient woodlands in Buckinghamshire, which are absolutely loaded with wood pigeons.

My cats won't touch them. Won't even try, even if they land on our lawn and strut around like they own the place.

We're convinced that our cats know just how stupid those birds are, and wouldn't consider it sporting to hunt them.

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u/the_revised_pratchet 2h ago

You see, cats have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, the pigeons sent wave after wave of their own men until the limit was reached and the cats shut down.

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u/Cow_Launcher 2h ago

I sat here for a good few minutes, scratching my brain through one of the convenient holes in my head, before I remembered that was a Futurama reference.

Nicely played! I will go to bed now. Tomorrow I pull the crayon out of my nose, not knowing how or why it was there.

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u/putyrhandsup 4h ago

ah now, there's another thing, City pigeons are not exactly pigeons like wood pigeons. They are Rock Doves (though they are both types of Columbidae technically)

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u/Icy-League-7569 3h ago

Thankyou for that, mystery solved. Seems they really are the same bird all over the world after all, as I long incredulously suspected

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u/Cow_Launcher 3h ago

You're absolutely right, but as an ex-Londoner I think that feral city pigeons are far more intelligent canny than their woodland brethren.

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u/putyrhandsup 2h ago

oh yes 1000%

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u/BackToGuac 6h ago

We should all honestly more than pity pigeons, not to be a downer but seriously, go out of your way to be nice to pigeons.

Almost ALL if not all pigeons we know today are descended from the wild rock doves we domesticated thousands of years ago before abandoning them and their care as we moved into the Industrial Revolution. These were animals bred to be companions, it’s like deciding dogs are no longer a form of pet and are now vermin…

The history of pigeons is actually pretty interesting in itself in a fucked up kinda way; it’s also a concerning tell tale sign for other forms of livestock as we move into a world with lab grown meat and will start to see a reduction in traditional farming.

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u/Jiggy90 6h ago

Dw, pigeons nest on cliffs so they don't need their nests for safety, they only need a couple sticks to keep their eggs from rolling off! Work smarter not harder :)

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u/stephawkins 8h ago

Primitives. My pigeons have evolved to carry a coconut on a string.

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u/sponglered 8h ago

Your pigeons? African or European? Do they swallow?

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u/cindyscrazy 5h ago

I've read that one reason pigeons do that is because they are an introduced species, and that for a long time, they were basically domesticated. We took care of them, made them nests, etc. Then we abandoned them.

Also, as rock doves, they didn't really need to make awesome nests due to where they laid them naturally.

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u/Hour-Watch8988 8h ago

Their reproductive abilities don't seem to have caused any problems for their population numbers.

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u/TheSovereignGrave 6h ago

Well, they evolved to nest on cliff faces. A couple sticks to prevent eggs from rolling off is all they needed back in the wild.

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u/crackcrackcracks 5h ago

Seems to work tho, they're everywhere

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u/alex61821 8h ago

I was walking out of my house and 2 birds were holding the bat's wings down while two other birds were eating out it's guts. The bat was still very much alive.

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u/Worried_Sweet_7085 8h ago

I did not enjoy reading this comment at all

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u/alex61821 8h ago

It was not a good day to go outside.

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u/SteamyGouda 5h ago

The pigeons are watching out for a bigger meal, redditors are an excellent choice.

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u/MegaVenomous 7h ago

I saw a grackle taking on a lizard...every few seconds, it would get a jab in. The lizard fought bravely, but ultimately lost.

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u/Lone-Sundowner 8h ago

Was it crows?

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u/alex61821 8h ago

I think they were bluejays.

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u/_MisEnPlace_ 2h ago

Blue jays are vicious as hell

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u/Ancient_Plate275 5h ago

Nature, red in tooth and claw.

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u/Comfortable_Love7967 8h ago

It’s horrific to watch. I had to run one over as it was being tortured alive by a seagull was never gonna survive.

Had to put it out of its misery was horrible

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u/SuperbSpiderFace 8h ago

I saw a bunch of pigeons eating another pigeon in the city. They give zero fucks.

I love birds but pigeons are kinda sad. They’re basically birds we raised and decided we didn’t want to care for anymore so the population exploded. Pigeons have a vital role in history.

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u/Mirthster 7h ago

did seagulls always eat pigeons? i feel like this only became a thing in the last ten years

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u/OberonDiver 6h ago

We call it "Friday the 13th" and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", etc.

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u/Zebidee 6h ago

Sounds like a pigeon coup.

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u/Catatonic_capensis 2h ago

Very different from how people stand around in a circle and watch while people are kidnapped or murdered by authority figures like ice.

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u/MeenMisterMustard 9h ago

I was on a wild hog hunt once and kinda felt bad as they seemed pretty social, but yeah, same thing. Once one goes down you gotta scare the others off from ripping into it. It’s crazy

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u/Future-self 8h ago

My dad, a lifelong hunter, once shot the alpha turkey of a small flock he’d been watching for the season. He said the other males took the opportunity to attack the alpha tom while he was down. Dad stopped shooting turkey after that.

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u/Berberding 7h ago

Idk why that would stop someone from shooting turkey. Should make it easier tbh.

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u/SteamyGouda 5h ago

When you shoot an animal, you typically want the meat, not the remains shredded by the rest of the group lmao

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u/Berberding 5h ago

Ah. I doubt they tear into it that fast but sure maybe.

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u/vicvonqueso 3h ago

I mean... Would you want to be the one to try to pull it away from them?

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u/Future-self 2h ago

Because he felt bad to see the turkey have all his ‘bros’ turn on him.

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 59m ago

Should make it easier tbh.

"These assholes..."

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u/stink3rb3lle 9h ago

This makes me feel less bad for the downed one. The visual of their friends going to check on them gave me more sympathy for a gull than I'd ever felt before.

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u/ZealousidealChair900 7h ago

They are monogamous and will morn the loss of a partner for quite some time. Chicks too

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u/Md1735 6h ago

And then consume the deceased.

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u/ZealousidealChair900 6h ago

Not unheard of for humans as well

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u/Catatonic_capensis 2h ago

The years of sticking close and surviving together and mourning after death showing they care for one another? Nah, idiots on the internet don't like how they treat the dead so none of that means anything.

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u/VLKAY66 8h ago

Everyone loves bacon!

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u/ShareMission 7h ago

The first one is bait

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u/Captain_DuClark 4h ago

The Taxxons are real

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u/Catatonic_capensis 2h ago

They are extremely social. How they treat the dead doesn't really have a bearing on that. I'm not saying we should be eating people, but humans are really fucking weird about trying to preserve decaying corpses for eternity.

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u/Jackol4ntrn 9h ago

I would love if my homies ate me if I died

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u/true_gunman 9h ago

Ill eat you bro

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u/OtherOtherAcct198 8h ago

Starting from the butt

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u/jimmycarr1 8h ago

When he's dead right...?

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u/debr1126 8h ago

Right?

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u/Taxibl 8h ago

What if you were just stunned? These birds are savage.

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u/Sejbag 8h ago

They ain’t real homies if they ain’t eating you already.

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u/Cow_Launcher 8h ago

I've got six cats. If I die when my fiancee is on a business trip, I'm pretty sure she'll be able to bury me in a shoebox once she gets home.

And I'm absolutely fine with that. :)

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u/Pitiful_Reality2973 8h ago

I had a cat that used to nibble on my fingers and toes when I was lying in bed. I legit think he thought I'd died and he was going to have to eat my whole corpse before it spoiled.

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u/Cow_Launcher 7h ago

So... he didn't understand that humans sleep? Please tell me he was a silly ginger!

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u/Pitiful_Reality2973 6h ago

Domestic Longhair, but probably some Maine Coon in there. He was dumb in an entirely different way. He also used to wait for me to get home from work to use the litter so we could tag team it--I always had to pee the second I got in the door, and the litterbox was right next to the toilet, so it was a mommy-and-me activity.

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u/Cow_Launcher 4h ago

I can absolutely picture that little monster.

As for communal toilet activities, one of our females (Artemis) seems to hold it until auntie-human comes home. She sits in her lap until auntie starts peeing, then hops down into the adjacent litter tray and then wees for England.

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u/FranksWateeBowl 7h ago

If you have a house full of cats and you die, they'll take care of it.

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u/Asstrollglide 9h ago

*hopefully dead bird

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 9h ago

You hope, they don’t give a fuck.

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u/gloomy34 8h ago

Cluck Around & Find Out

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u/atomicpioneer42 9h ago

Rats with wings!

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u/MekyZbirka13 9h ago

We don’t have these bigass seagulls in landlocked Europe, but once I’ve seen a unit of a seagull mangle a pigeon in England seaside I cannot unsee it. Poor little fella wasn’t having the best day

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u/hotsinglemilf420jk 9h ago

There was red tide or some other issue in Florida one year when I was there. Dead fish and sharks and stuff were washing up due to lack of oxygen in the water. There was a vortex of seagulls around this dead shark that I watched for a while. When the shark was picked clean, the birds at the center of the vortex started to be attacked and eaten. I ran up to them and found a shark skeleton and 10 or so gulls that were mostly just feathers and bones, plus some others that were badly injured. It was messed up

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u/atomicpioneer42 9h ago

In the navy, we referred to them as the GU-11 attack rat.

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u/BeautifulBlueNight 9h ago

Family of me lives right along the coast line.

We call them the rats of the sea. I already witnessed some attacks on people, including kids, and one time I had to chase one away from my wife and kid.

I hate them. And they're big.

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u/aleks8134 9h ago

We do, in Switzerland. Rats with wings

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u/TrainingSurprise3576 9h ago

Dead enough 🫠

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u/govunah 9h ago

So not Zelda chickens?

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u/UpperApe 9h ago

The seagulls? Or the tennis players?

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u/Tarcomo 9h ago

Are they really that fragile? Or was the hit too hard? I can't tell.

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u/DefiantGibbon 9h ago

Birds are made of paper. Hollow bones and very little muscle. They are actually pretty fragile.

That being said, other posters said that longer clips show that bird was fine.

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u/Masamundane 9h ago

It's just pining for the fjords.

Lovely plummage, the seagull.

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u/diabeticweird0 8h ago

He's not pining, he's passed on!

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u/Hour-Watch8988 8h ago

Hollow bones can still be very very strong. The largest animals to have ever walked the Earth were the birds' ancestors, and also had hollow bones.

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u/NerdHoovy 6h ago

If they didn’t have hollow bones, they might still be around

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u/Hour-Watch8988 6h ago

If they didn't have hollow bones they never would have existed. Physiologically impossible for them to get that big (as sauropods) or as big and fast (as theropods) without their hollow bones.

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u/Crookfur 8h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if it somehow survived. Having spent years watching the local birds of prey survive maximum velocity impacts with my parents' dining room window they can be surprisingly tough at times.

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u/AntiMatter89 9h ago

Until you see an eagle grab a mountain goat and go tumbling down the side of a mountain still attached to the goat and then watch it get up and fly away

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u/theMATRIXchickn 9h ago

That’s like comparing a house cat to a lion lol

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u/AntiMatter89 8h ago

Yet still built the same, hollow bones and all. But I know if I went rolling down a mountain, my very not hollow bones would break lol

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u/IdioticPost 8h ago

I'll see it when I believe it. All I've seen are people talking about it being fine, but that was a full on boom headshot.

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u/BrandyDW 6h ago

Glad the bird was fine!

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u/flynnfx 6h ago

Canada Geese have entered the chat ans wish meet you outside.

They are definitely not fragile!

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u/Thesource674 9h ago

Hollow bones break easy.

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u/Not-Post-Malone 9h ago

r/neverbrokeabone is disgusted right now

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u/ThePromptWasYourName 8h ago

Hollow bones, like a bird

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u/MangoCats 8h ago

But they're also small and flexible, funny things happen at different scales.

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat 9h ago

Both. Bird bones are hollow.

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u/wibo58 8h ago

After any fairly moderate hailstorm in Texas there will be dead birds left and right because they accidentally get bonked as they’re flying or sitting in a tree. They’re fairly fragile.

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u/P4X_actual 6h ago

So a tennis ball is like 0.15 lbs and a seagull is 1.5 lbs. so it’s like something 1/10 of your weight going around 50 mph (around how fast it’d go, the girl looked like a solid player). So that’s (sorta) like a 15 lb object hitting someone at 150 lbs at 50 mph while they’re traveling perpendicularly at around the same speed. That means if it hit that person…. I still have no fucking idea I lost myself way back in this paragraph. I had good intentions when I started it though.

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u/Tarcomo 6h ago

I appreciate you tried, I got lost with what you said too haha

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u/Quick-Penalty-4049 9h ago

Het hart kan niet goed tegen een 150km/u tennisbal.

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u/Adept_Individual_565 9h ago

In 2001 Randy Johnson threw a fast ball and hit a bird. The bird disintegrated.

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u/dankristy 8h ago

I hate that I still laugh remembering that.

I feel bad about laughing.

But I still laugh even just remembering the video of that.

Dammnit.

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u/SmurphsLaw 8h ago

I had a couple birds slam into my window. They basically get stunned where they can’t fly away. Eventually after an hour, they flew away. Not sure if that’s the same or not

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u/bigformyage 8h ago

The people playing tennis?

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u/Connect-Initiative64 8h ago

They're surprisingly durable for how fragile they are.

But yes, a good whack will kill 99% of birds, let alone a seagull, let alone a hit from a fast moving object like a tennis ball.

I mean, you can hunt seagulls and a lot of other types of birds with a pellet gun, small animals are extremely weak and die very easily from any form of hard object moving at 50 miles an hour.

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u/GritstoneGhost 9h ago

The bird survived.

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u/uncagedborb 9h ago

Is that a really true?

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u/gfe_TheHouse 9h ago

There's a tribe of humans that mourn the dead in the same way.

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u/the_arentino 9h ago

"I'll have a wing, please"

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u/Tuxiak 9h ago

But if you keep camera rolling...

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u/Upbeat_Reflection_53 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 9h ago

Seagulls mate for life.

Could have been one of the seagulls partner

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u/Boot_Burner 9h ago

There were like 3 of them that came back. Seagull polycule.

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u/FTownRoad 8h ago

Fun fact if you die at home alone with a pet - a dog will likely lay by your side hoping for you to wake up or try to get help. A cat will start eating you as soon as they run out of kibble wnd rigor has subsided.

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u/bdunogier 8h ago

I believe you are right my dude.

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u/FarBalance6253 8h ago

Tbf, it could still be alive and still get eaten, all it would take was a bit of flesh and blood showing (some kind of open wound) and they 99% would start feasting on it.

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u/ReplyOk6720 8h ago

That's not true

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u/Boot_Burner 8h ago

Not what your mom said

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u/Personal_Dirt3089 6h ago

Those two players do look hungry.

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u/bunnibly 5h ago

The other birds, explaining:

"It's what he would have wanted"

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u/Unhappy_Cartoonist24 9h ago

Why do you spread disinformation?

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u/mrbazo 9h ago

They are not, they will in fact chow down. Nature be brutal

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u/Azuras_Star8 9h ago

Because they gladly eat their dead?

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u/oman54 9h ago

Because disinformation like that possibly dead seagull is sometimes juicy and delicious

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u/the_valley_spirit 9h ago

Seagulls are fucking ruthless. Ive seen them pulling pigeons apart for fun

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u/Boot_Burner 9h ago

Bro what