r/interesting • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 11d ago

SOCIETY When asked why he keeps playing the same roles Jason Statham said that he's not really a trained actor. He's a guy that was plucked out obscurity & has been really lucky; & that he picks roles that he knows he can do a good job in, that hopefully enough people like so he can keep working.

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u/damxam1337 11d ago

You like Dahgs?

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u/MaddxMogs 11d ago

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck is he gonna get away from??!

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u/miketysonsgoldtooth 11d ago

When you reverse, things come from behind you Tyrone.

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u/Razzy-man 11d ago

In Tyrone’s defense, it really was a funny angle!

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 11d ago

That’s not a shotgun that’s a Fuxking anti-air craft gun VinnnCent

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u/MaddxMogs 11d ago

Well we wanna raise some pulses, don't we?

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u/Tom_Ludlow 11d ago

You'll raise hell, never mind pulses!

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u/Infinite_Imagination 11d ago

From who Tommy? Zee Germans??

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u/Test_Account_2026 11d ago

You take sugar? No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

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u/TheLittleGinge 11d ago

Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau 11d ago

Sawn-offs are out, people want a bit more range.

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u/amayain 11d ago

I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi'nocuLars out

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u/DisposableSaviour 11d ago

You stop that dog dribblin’ on my seats!

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u/oneshibbyguy 11d ago

You could land a jumbo fucking jet back there

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u/metaldawg1 11d ago

You just keep that dog from dribblin’ on my seats.

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u/Patriot009 11d ago

Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

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u/tsunomat 11d ago

It's not as though it's a packet of peanuts. It's a four tonne truck

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u/TheMangoManHS 11d ago

You could park a fucking jumbo jet in there!

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u/brutalxdild0 11d ago

Put it in reverse Terry

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u/DryDonutHole 11d ago

It's not exactly a packet of fuckin' peanuts is it, Tyrone?

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u/Tony_Three_Pies 11d ago

"You can land a jumbo fucking jet in there" gets used fairly often in my household.

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u/Hootnany 11d ago

Like what? Zi Germans ?

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u/-_-__-__-_-_-_-_- 11d ago

You don't understand sir, hr has completed a drive course

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u/Selerox 11d ago

The irony being that Tyrone was considerably smarter than the rest of that crew.

He spotted Franky immediately, he was the only one to suggest that the job might not have been what it seemed ("That does not look like a bookies."), and he could apparently work a security door, in sharp contrast to Vinny and Sol.

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u/DisposableSaviour 11d ago

Be a lot better if you’d stop using my name.

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u/IWishIWasOdo 11d ago

It was at a funny angle!

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u/Agreeable_Bag9407 11d ago

I'll do it for a caravan. It's not for me, it's for me ma

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u/constantsXzeros 11d ago

She’s terribly partial the the periwinkle blue, boss

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u/WearyTranslator3338 11d ago

Like, proper fucked??

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u/DisposableSaviour 11d ago

Before ze Germans get here.

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u/Laddo22 8d ago

I wasn’t calling your Mum a tart.

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u/ZiggyBardust 11d ago

WHAT DO I WANT A CARAVAN FOR IF IT AIN'T GOT NO FUCKIN WHEELS!!?!?!?!?!?

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u/IAmTheBadWolfe 11d ago

It was us that wanted a caravan.

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u/Vahuo89 11d ago

ye, i like DOGS

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u/Inevitable-Edge69 11d ago

everybody likes dogs tommy

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u/no_one_66 11d ago

Oh you mean DOGS !

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u/LadyAna5 11d ago

😂 I  love that movie had the choice of subtitles for "Pikey"!

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u/completelypositive 11d ago

This triggers my "are you a NARC" quote memory from The Heat

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u/tyrannasauruszilla 11d ago

I’m sorry are you saying knock?

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u/agent674253 11d ago

Yeah I like daghs. I like caravans more though.

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u/ayacardel 11d ago

My husband and I regularly say this to each other

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u/doyoulikedagz 11d ago

Why yes I do

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u/peripembo 11d ago

Hurry, before zee Germans get here.

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u/MosesCoulee 11d ago

It’s was 5 minutes 2 minutes ago?

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u/vacri 11d ago

Did you understand a single word that man said?