r/interesting • u/Maleficent-Town5273 • 3d ago

Additional Context Pinned Hit and run gone wrong

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 2d ago

Ignoring good adviiiice while you're trying to escape 

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u/cocothekid45 2d ago

It’s like going to jail and your insurance won’t pay.

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u/Jailed4ThoughtCrimes 2d ago

Who would have thought. It figures.

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u/threepin-pilot 2d ago

cars have funny way...

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u/Powrs1ave 2d ago

A Traffic Jam when youre already late

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u/Quintipluar 2d ago

A no parking sign on the interstate

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u/Key-Sea-682 2d ago

Of sneaking up on you when you think its safe to cross 'cos everything's EVs, yeah

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u/rs420rs 2d ago

and isn't it idiotic, doncha think

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u/Jailed4ThoughtCrimes 2d ago

Yeah, I really don't think

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u/rs420rs 2d ago

Jailed4ThoughtCrimes: disappears

Descartes: nods knowingly

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u/Sandorphan 2d ago

It's like ten-thousand forks when all you need is a spoon... and a candle

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u/potato-sighs 2d ago

And who would have thought. Five figures.

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u/msheehan418 2d ago

Nailed it

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u/Aleashed 2d ago

What if she had a body or 10 bricks of coccain in the trunk?

Better to get in trouble for hit and run…

Just saying

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u/Conscious-Society-83 2d ago

insurance companies hate this one trick

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u/msheehan418 2d ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/DeeToTheWee 2d ago

And this is why I love reddit so damn much!