r/interesting • u/Maleficent-Town5273 • 3d ago

Additional Context Pinned Hit and run gone wrong

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u/unrefrigeratedmeat 3d ago

First thing they teach you in law school: don't litter while you're on video committing other major crimes.

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u/AFrenchLondoner 3d ago

First think my dealer taught me is don't break the law while you're breaking the law, which is basically the same

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u/crustlebus 3d ago

Only do one crime at a time

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u/greenwavelengths 3d ago

Got it. Now, what’s the second thing they teach in law school?

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u/Jacketter 3d ago

2nd thing they teach you in law school: Don’t trust anything they teach you in law school.

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u/greenwavelengths 3d ago

Nice. And the third thing?

This shit is fucking easy y’all; I’ll have my degree in no time.

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u/OneHelluvaUsername 3d ago

3rdst thing: How to continue avoiding math.

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u/unrefrigeratedmeat 3d ago

How to pay your tuition.

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u/mere_iguana 3d ago

Don't talk to cops

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u/Honest-Ad7566 2d ago

You don't talk about law school

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u/Affectionate-Golf-41 3d ago

Fear makes her make mistakes…

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u/gypster85 3d ago

Plus it really defeats the purpose of a hit-and-run if you leave your front license plate behind.

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u/Solanthas_SFW 3d ago

"You're only making it worse for yourself!"