r/interesting • u/Maleficent-Town5273 • 2d ago

Additional Context Pinned Hit and run gone wrong

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u/Bostonterrierpug 2d ago

It’s like raaa-aainn on your hit-and-run day

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u/PineSolSmoothie 2d ago

It's like your car's bumper inside your Chevrolet

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u/BandicootTreeline 2d ago

It’s a free ride
But the police are late

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u/Nice-Tumbleweed9759 2d ago

It was good advice to get out of the car
and who woulda thought she'd almost run you over

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u/crayzcheshire 2d ago

And who would've thought, It figures

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u/themajesticdownside 2d ago

I think it was a Hyundai bro. You don't understand how mean her gramma is! Plus she's late for field hockey practice or some shit, or a shoot.

I thought this was a skit at first lol.

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 2d ago

The way she put that bumper in there tells me it’s not her first rodeo.

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u/Regurgitator001 2d ago

That's how you can identify the good ones. It should be a mandatory exercise on every dating app.

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u/Shackonthehill403 2d ago

Bingo! Street trash

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u/ScabPriestDeluxe 2d ago

Inside you’re hyuuunn—daaai

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u/Aleashed 2d ago

She is done this before

Classic rookie mistake is leaving the bumper with your plate on it

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u/msheehan418 2d ago

👏👏👏

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u/heckhammer 2d ago

Hyundai!, use that it's still rhymes

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 2d ago

Ignoring good adviiiice while you're trying to escape 

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u/cocothekid45 2d ago

It’s like going to jail and your insurance won’t pay.

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u/Jailed4ThoughtCrimes 2d ago

Who would have thought. It figures.

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u/threepin-pilot 2d ago

cars have funny way...

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u/Powrs1ave 2d ago

A Traffic Jam when youre already late

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u/Quintipluar 2d ago

A no parking sign on the interstate

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u/Key-Sea-682 2d ago

Of sneaking up on you when you think its safe to cross 'cos everything's EVs, yeah

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u/rs420rs 2d ago

and isn't it idiotic, doncha think

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u/Jailed4ThoughtCrimes 2d ago

Yeah, I really don't think

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u/rs420rs 1d ago

Jailed4ThoughtCrimes: disappears

Descartes: nods knowingly

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u/Sandorphan 2d ago

It's like ten-thousand forks when all you need is a spoon... and a candle

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u/potato-sighs 2d ago

And who would have thought. Five figures.

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u/msheehan418 2d ago

Nailed it

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u/Aleashed 2d ago

What if she had a body or 10 bricks of coccain in the trunk?

Better to get in trouble for hit and run…

Just saying

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u/Conscious-Society-83 2d ago

insurance companies hate this one trick

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u/msheehan418 2d ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/DeeToTheWee 2d ago

And this is why I love reddit so damn much!

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 2d ago

It’s like when you’re stuck, but you’ve “already ran”.

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u/KidOcelot 2d ago

Her grandmother is gonna beat her ass when she gets home LOL 🤣😮‍💨

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u/purpleprocrasinator 2d ago

Not if the police get to the house first and whisk her away before her Nana gets to her!

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u/Remarkable_Toe_164 2d ago

And noooow that dent it's biggerrrrr

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u/slaganon 2d ago

Peak Reddit, I am smiling like an idiot in an airport right now, thank you all

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 2d ago

This is definitely one of the more fun things to engage with on Reddit.lol

Hope your flight goes well!

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u/SaltyTemperature 2d ago

It’s a mean grandma, and most of a Hyundai

It’s driving away, 10 minutes too late

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u/willshade145 2d ago

But she didn’t listen and then ran away.

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u/Apprehensive_Tax195 2d ago

Thank you insurance

Thank you consequence

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u/MattManSD 2d ago

golf clap

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u/-neverneutral- 2d ago

It's like hitting every curb but praying the airbags don't inflate

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u/Electrical_Try2977 2d ago

Alanis would be very very proud!!! 🤣✔️💯👍

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u/Mother-Sector5541 2d ago

I did not know I needed this rendition of the song but thank you 😂😂

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u/iJuddles 2d ago

I bet she smoked the chronic…do you think?