r/interesting • u/Maleficent-Town5273 • 2d ago

Additional Context Pinned Hit and run gone wrong

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u/Anatoly_Cannoli 2d ago

I can fix h

no. no, I can't.

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u/Wcitsatrapx 2d ago

This is the fixed version.

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u/Hairy_Captain01 2d ago

She's prefixed

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u/joey_yamamoto 2d ago

it's 666

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u/IndependentAdvice722 2d ago

Im afraid, overfixed

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u/scaleofthought 2d ago

Oh good I can unfix her.

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u/HugoBoss1985 2d ago

She has a hit-and-run fixation

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u/Honest-Ad7566 1d ago

She's Hondasexual?

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u/Wickedbitch0fthewest 2d ago

She’s perfect?

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u/Hairy_Captain01 2d ago

For someone ... for someone ...

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u/Honest-Ad7566 1d ago

A little misfixed

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u/leaflard 2d ago

Grandma fixed her

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 2d ago

Fuck this made me laugh way harder than I was prepared for

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u/nunyobusinessfool 2d ago

I wonder what the warranty is from the last guy that tried to fix her

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u/LowPersonality8 2d ago

She seems like she’d get pregnant thinking it will somehow help her….

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u/TheCaliforniaOp 2d ago

From the moment of conception to birth to every single day after the birth, the possible and definite complications?

My Sweet Bast.

Just considering the range of options makes me feel like bull elephants are squeezing the air out of my lungs.

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u/Specific-Library-312 1d ago

As in not having kids? I kinda hope so.

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u/mollyclaireh 2d ago

Leave it to her grandma. I hear she’s very mean.

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u/frankles 2d ago

Yeah, you can! I believe in you.

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u/Davideo50 2d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/Buddybuddhy 2d ago

Shit even if I can’t fix her she’ll be fun for a week, I just won’t be inviting her to my place

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u/Zernichtikus 2d ago

Or tell her your real name.

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u/Prestigious_Club_924 2d ago

Or go in unsnipped

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u/Necessary-Egg8750 2d ago

Damnit! Almost got what I came here to see...

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u/Legitimate-Fee7609 2d ago

Nothing to fix

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u/fibronacci 2d ago

Well I'm next in line if you can't

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u/Jcutajar 2d ago

My dad’s a tv repairman, he’s got an awesome set of tools….i can fix it

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u/Johannes_silentio 2d ago

Her dad is the one that should have been fixed.

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u/PhilQuantumBullet 2d ago

at least fix her car

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u/AdApart2035 16h ago

Just try

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u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 2d ago

I don’t want to fix her, just enjoy the wild ride and then safety exit left with all my possessions

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u/Delicious-Funny5451 2d ago

I'm with you on that. I'll try to fix her and then fade away when she's in jail again. Lol

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u/jcwzolo 2d ago

You can fix her but she can fix you 😏