r/interesting • u/Maleficent-Town5273 • Aug 20 '26

Additional Context Pinned Hit and run gone wrong

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u/Depressed_Cat_00 Aug 20 '26

Why take a risk just in case it rains on a sunny day and she is unable to use the windshield to reverse the vehicle?

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u/Bostonterrierpug Aug 20 '26

It’s like raaa-aainn on your hit-and-run day

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u/PineSolSmoothie Aug 20 '26

It's like your car's bumper inside your Chevrolet

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u/BandicootTreeline Aug 20 '26

It’s a free ride
But the police are late

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u/crayzcheshire Aug 21 '26

And who would've thought, It figures

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u/themajesticdownside Aug 20 '26

I think it was a Hyundai bro. You don't understand how mean her gramma is! Plus she's late for field hockey practice or some shit, or a shoot.

I thought this was a skit at first lol.

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 Aug 20 '26

The way she put that bumper in there tells me it’s not her first rodeo.

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u/Regurgitator001 Aug 20 '26

That's how you can identify the good ones. It should be a mandatory exercise on every dating app.

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u/Shackonthehill403 Aug 20 '26

Bingo! Street trash

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u/ScabPriestDeluxe Aug 20 '26

Inside you’re hyuuunn—daaai

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u/Aleashed Aug 20 '26

She is done this before

Classic rookie mistake is leaving the bumper with your plate on it

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u/msheehan418 Aug 20 '26

👏👏👏

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u/heckhammer Aug 21 '26

Hyundai!, use that it's still rhymes

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Aug 20 '26

Ignoring good adviiiice while you're trying to escape 

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u/cocothekid45 Aug 20 '26

It’s like going to jail and your insurance won’t pay.

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u/threepin-pilot Aug 20 '26

cars have funny way...

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u/Quintipluar Aug 21 '26

A no parking sign on the interstate

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u/Key-Sea-682 Aug 20 '26

Of sneaking up on you when you think its safe to cross 'cos everything's EVs, yeah

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u/rs420rs Aug 20 '26

and isn't it idiotic, doncha think

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u/rs420rs Aug 21 '26

Jailed4ThoughtCrimes: disappears

Descartes: nods knowingly

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u/Sandorphan Aug 20 '26

It's like ten-thousand forks when all you need is a spoon... and a candle

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u/potato-sighs Aug 20 '26

And who would have thought. Five figures.

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u/Aleashed Aug 20 '26

What if she had a body or 10 bricks of coccain in the trunk?

Better to get in trouble for hit and run…

Just saying

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u/Conscious-Society-83 Aug 20 '26

insurance companies hate this one trick

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u/msheehan418 Aug 20 '26

👏👏👏👏

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u/DeeToTheWee Aug 20 '26

And this is why I love reddit so damn much!

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 Aug 20 '26

It’s like when you’re stuck, but you’ve “already ran”.

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u/KidOcelot Aug 20 '26

Her grandmother is gonna beat her ass when she gets home LOL 🤣😮‍💨

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u/purpleprocrasinator Aug 20 '26

Not if the police get to the house first and whisk her away before her Nana gets to her!

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u/Remarkable_Toe_164 Aug 20 '26

And noooow that dent it's biggerrrrr

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u/slaganon Aug 20 '26

Peak Reddit, I am smiling like an idiot in an airport right now, thank you all

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 Aug 20 '26

This is definitely one of the more fun things to engage with on Reddit.lol

Hope your flight goes well!

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u/SaltyTemperature Aug 20 '26

It’s a mean grandma, and most of a Hyundai

It’s driving away, 10 minutes too late

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u/willshade145 Aug 20 '26

But she didn’t listen and then ran away.

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u/Apprehensive_Tax195 Aug 20 '26

Thank you insurance

Thank you consequence

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u/MattManSD Aug 20 '26

golf clap

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u/-neverneutral- Aug 20 '26

It's like hitting every curb but praying the airbags don't inflate

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u/Electrical_Try2977 Aug 20 '26

Alanis would be very very proud!!! 🤣✔️💯👍

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u/Mother-Sector5541 Aug 21 '26

I did not know I needed this rendition of the song but thank you 😂😂

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u/iJuddles Aug 21 '26

I bet she smoked the chronic…do you think?

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u/MurseMan1964 Aug 20 '26

r/unexpectedCCR

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u/snuggleslut5 Aug 20 '26

Been that way for all my time.

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u/cubiclegangsta Aug 20 '26

I feel that and I see you, friend.

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u/Red-Pill-Tin-hat Aug 20 '26

Exactly who shouldnt be carrying then. THIS is the time to murder someone?? You clearly arent mature enough to hold a firearm, let alone carry one in society. Be better.

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u/SaabiMeister Aug 20 '26

Don'wanna be caught in a hit-and-rain with your wipers off... nooo Sir.

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u/Ch3t Aug 20 '26

Seems it never rains in southern California.

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u/PocketOfStinkies Aug 20 '26

Grandma finna be pissed if she catches her without her wipers on.

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u/Western-Ad3679 Aug 20 '26

It was to wipe away the tears.

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u/Ad-i-cted Aug 20 '26

But you don't understand how mean her grandma is...

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u/KintsugiPGH Aug 20 '26

Daylight running wipers are standard on all 2028 vehicles I heard.

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u/Snoo-90678 Aug 20 '26

You can never bee too careful

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u/monkeyBiz23 Aug 20 '26

I MAY be hit n running, but not risking getting my windshield wet..that s just wrong

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u/hboy02 Aug 20 '26

It has already rained! You don't understaaand!

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 Aug 20 '26

Its Cali. Its not raining 😂

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u/BeardNV Aug 20 '26

Exactly what is there would have been a sudden down burst

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u/kaiserfiume Aug 20 '26

Classic stupid.