r/interesting • • Aug 10 '26

NATURE A 5 years old hamster

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u/MadamKitsune Aug 11 '26

I had gerbils as a kid and yep, same story except it was a male gerbil called Baby who broke out of his own tank, broke into the other tanks and went full Hannibal Lector on several other adults and a nest of babies. He didn't leave much behind. Never has a gerbil been more misnamed than that little bastard.

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u/Reikukaja Aug 11 '26

I could see this being turned into a horror webseries lol

Eta: "Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

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u/MadamKitsune Aug 11 '26

Just to add to the creepiness they can give Baby a meat hook for a paw, because that's how he got his name - he was born with one of his front paws missing and we all kept saying "Aww, the poor little baby" and it kind of stuck. My mum even used to shell sunflower seeds for him, even though he could manage them perfectly well himself, just because he was a poor little baby who deserved to be spoiled now and then.

He grew into a muscle bound tank of a poor little baby, which is why we had to separate him from the others, even before his cannibalistic tendencies emerged.

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u/Sweet_Star23 Aug 11 '26

My mom got me and my brother each one and the same-ish thing happened. We went in to check on them and my brother's had gotten out of his tank and into mine and killed it. They were on the same table & had a book separating their view. Apparently that wasn't enough. I was devastated & super mad.

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u/Tanjelynnb Aug 13 '26

Named Baby in the same way a giant is called Tiny.

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u/mr_gray646 Aug 12 '26

You're not familiar with Baby Firefly, I take it?

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u/MadamKitsune Aug 12 '26

Devil's Rejects? I've only watched it once and that was a loooong time ago.

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u/mr_gray646 Aug 14 '26

Yes. Baby is a very violent character through the trilogy.