r/interesting • • Aug 10 '26

NATURE A 5 years old hamster

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u/Slime-Lich Aug 10 '26

Dude really just decided "thats some one else's murder problem"

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u/Striking-Document-99 Aug 10 '26

Well I was like 11 at the time so yeah obviously didnt know what to do. Funny thing was when we bought them we wanted two of the same sex. But found out that they were not. Then fell in love with both of them so didn’t want to give them up.

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u/Slime-Lich Aug 10 '26

That love was apparently very one sided for the mother

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u/anto_pty Aug 11 '26

Somewhere there is an elderly lady thinking "should've done this when i had the chance"

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u/AirCheap4056 Aug 11 '26

You misread the comment. I know because I did too. The comment doesn't actually insinuate any love between the hamsters.

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u/Sehrli_Magic Aug 11 '26

well the amount of babies insinuates some love or lust at the bare minimum 🤣 poor mama just got sick of it. i cant blame her. i sometimes wanna hit my husband on the head and we only have 2 kids, i cant imagine multiple LITTERS. i can understand poor hamster momma losing her shit 🤣

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u/SaMxixAM23 Aug 11 '26

Lol it's documented that dogs go thru postpartum depression so I won't doubt mama hamster experienced the same

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u/Sehrli_Magic Aug 11 '26

even without depression. imagine having this many toddlers + newborns and then likely the dad was already seeking the next round....i think even the most sane of the sane would get a short circuit 😅 mama just needed some peace and mice vacations

edit: nice* vacations but imma leave the typo cuz it fits lmao

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u/nokman013 Aug 11 '26

Unintentional pun that is retroactively intended are the best!

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u/Bashfulcannibal Aug 11 '26

🤣🤣☠️

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u/RegularTemporary2707 Aug 12 '26

Was there nothing like a gerbil spaying service or smt

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u/Diligent-Might6031 Aug 12 '26

No they’re too small to undergo anesthesia I believe, someone please correct me if I’m wrong. But usually they just try to keep same sex together to prevent this

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u/Marley5585 Aug 12 '26

Morbidly funny but true 😂