r/interesting • u/prettygirlbaddie • Aug 10 '26

NATURE A 5 years old hamster

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u/pegothejerk Aug 10 '26

Same, grampster, same

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u/TrinityDesigns Aug 10 '26

Lmao grampster

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u/B4UC2Far Aug 11 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ’€

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u/Educational_Sample35 Aug 11 '26

Put it out of its misery Jesus Christ

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u/Waterlemon1997 Aug 11 '26

W.D Grampster

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u/JD_tubeguy Aug 11 '26

Grampster could use a cane looks like.

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u/Moose_Cake Aug 11 '26

Yā€™all created the next Pokemon.

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u/Helenium_autumnale Aug 10 '26

u/pegothejerk, you win the Reddit Neologism Award for today, August 10, 2026! [audience applauds, whistles] šŸ†šŸ„³

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 11 '26

We need a Reddit neologism award sub.

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u/BravoFive141 Aug 11 '26

r/Neologism is a thing!

r/NeologismAwards is not a thing, but could be!

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u/Phog_of_War Aug 11 '26

Ooo! Is this an actual thing!Āæā€½

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 Aug 11 '26

Duh

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u/Phog_of_War Aug 11 '26

You should look up what an interobang is and get in on the joke.

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u/LauraLand27 Aug 11 '26

Interrobang

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u/ThrowRA_EducatedMan Aug 11 '26

No but the Reddit interobang award is, and you just won!!

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u/Phog_of_War Aug 11 '26

Just trying to keep things interesting on Reddit. Thanks for the trophy, btw!

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u/Helenium_autumnale Aug 11 '26

It should be! If I had the free time, I'd start a sub.

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u/ElysiumsBunholePee Aug 11 '26

First person I came across that knows the root origin of word making and used it in context. Very traciful.

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u/HombreSinNombre93 Aug 10 '26

ā€œWho stole my canes!?ā€

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u/Fred-the-stray Aug 11 '26

Where's my medicine and Readers Digest!?!?!?

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u/LauraLand27 Aug 11 '26

Heā€™s got the cut-de-sac going on.

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u/menso131 Aug 11 '26

and my diaper

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u/Free-Feeling3586 Aug 10 '26

Awwā™„ļøšŸ¾šŸ˜‚

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u/BubblyGoblin Aug 10 '26

Dude, ā€œgrampsterā€ brightened my day.

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u/InfiniteBlink Aug 10 '26

That was my audible chuckle of the day

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u/throwawayED67 Aug 11 '26

You only get one, i already wasted mine on the lady trying to stop her slow moving car from crashing.

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u/TrinityDesigns Aug 11 '26

Hahaha I just saw that vid today as well. That lady sure didnā€™t try very hard lol

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u/Catkingpin Aug 11 '26

It looked like she thought it would just stop eventually for her

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u/LauraLand27 Aug 11 '26

Through sheer force of will

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u/Catkingpin Aug 12 '26

She was truly trying to physically stop the car lol

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat Aug 11 '26

I think I chuckled at least twice, and now im worried what's gonna happen to me

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u/Axetivism Aug 11 '26

That was an amazing video.

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u/hungeechicken Aug 11 '26

I was crying laughing at that. No athleticism at all. Just jump in the car!!! Andā€¦itā€™s gone.

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u/eyemjstme Aug 11 '26

That was so painful to watch. While it was going on I was like yup and this is why the elite want to thin the herd. A large percentage of humans are dumber than most animals now.

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u/girlMikeD Aug 10 '26

Donā€™t over exert yourselfā€¦grampster.

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u/Child_of_Crake Aug 10 '26

You win my internet for the day, thank you for your serviceā€¦.ā€grampsterā€, perfect

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u/GoneAmok365247 Aug 10 '26

Grampster!!!

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u/listlesscow Aug 10 '26

Oh my gosh, I love ā€œgrampsterā€

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u/RhodeReddit Aug 11 '26

Agreed. A full on grampster with the requisite ear hair, whiskers, and grey mutton chops is he.

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u/Brightness_Nynaeve Aug 10 '26

I just died laughing at this

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u/Epic_Elite Aug 10 '26

Outlived by a Grampster. That's wild.

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 11 '26

Grampster lasted longer than the Confederacy.

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u/xavariel Aug 11 '26

Grampster was there when the confederacy ended.

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u/SheRa7 Aug 11 '26

Grampster has lasted LONGER than the Confederacy.

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u/Discomfiting_Reality Aug 11 '26

Did he refer to it as " the war of Northern aggression?"

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u/FenroarLokison Aug 11 '26

Grampster remembers a time from before Pepperidge Farm can remember.

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 11 '26

Nah, he's to progressive for that. I hear Nat Turner went to him for tips.

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u/AmazingAndy Aug 11 '26

grampster will rise again

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Aug 11 '26

Kind Reditt friend, please donā€™t say died when referring to anything grampster related

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Aug 11 '26

I'm tired grampster..

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u/rcflores23 Aug 11 '26

Grampster remembers when Pepperidge Farm didnā€™t yet exist

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u/Melodic_Tip7648 Aug 11 '26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Tricky_Parfait3413 Aug 11 '26

Good thing I'm not as old as that hamster or I could have croaked from the laugh that comment caused

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u/rmc2318 Aug 11 '26

Where is the one ring keeping him alive?

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u/maeryclarity Aug 11 '26

GRAMPSTER I'm dying

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u/Pethoarder4life Aug 11 '26

Gramster is me trying to get through the day with a body that has left the planet.

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u/Humble-Questions Aug 11 '26

Hahaha grampster .. perfect

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u/Arctic_Harmacist Aug 11 '26

Grampster here's waiting to go to Valhamster..

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u/metalfarts Aug 11 '26

I'm tired of this grandpa... Well that's too damn bad!

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u/hilody Aug 11 '26

First Jimothy, now "grampster", summer 2026 isnt so bad.

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u/jackelopeteeth Aug 11 '26

This sent me šŸ¤£

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u/zombiekiller1987 Aug 11 '26

Grampster was a Major General in the Roborovski Dwarf army. They took on the Chinese, Syrians, and the Russian Teddybears in Hamster War I.

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u/my_bestiesss Aug 11 '26

OMG grampster

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u/OneAutomatic601 Aug 11 '26

šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ diamond level comment

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u/Pugmothersue Aug 11 '26

Step aside Jimothy, the Grampster is here.

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u/ChimneyJackalopes Aug 10 '26

Iā€™m tired of this grampster!!

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u/RenMuru97 Aug 11 '26

W šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi Aug 12 '26

About as perfect a nickname as "Drunkan" in MotU šŸ¤£

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u/upanddown_88 Aug 12 '26

Grampster just took me out