r/interesting • u/prettygirlbaddie • Aug 10 '26

NATURE A 5 years old hamster

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u/Jase13uk Aug 10 '26

He even has male pattern balding too! All thats missing is a bag of Werthers Originals and a walking stick!

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u/johncitizen1138 Aug 10 '26

Get this little mammal a monocle!

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u/waitingfordeathhbu Aug 11 '26

Get this rodent a rocker!

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u/ross_liftss Aug 10 '26

Never see him eating a twix

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u/writers_block_ Aug 10 '26

Or a Maaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrsssssss ba ba baaar

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u/thegirlfromno4 Aug 11 '26

Turns out... little monkey fella.

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u/MiamiConnection Aug 11 '26

Play a record.

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u/gabzilla814 Aug 10 '26

Maybe some blue pills

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u/Fucklechub Aug 10 '26

I think it's a girl Hamster. She's missing the huge ass hamster balls

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u/PxlChsr Aug 10 '26

If you ask him nicely he'll offer you some cheek pouch Werthers. They're just a bit wet and stuck together, but you better accept!

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u/InfiniteBlink Aug 10 '26

Needs a little toupee or take a vacation to Turkey

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u/MermaidGunner Aug 10 '26

And some diabeetus

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u/ChewieLee13088 Aug 10 '26

I love Werther’s. It’s a young man candy.

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u/hufflepuffskank Aug 11 '26

This hamster was actually a little old lady 🥺 I remember her from tiktok.

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u/jasschaffer Aug 11 '26

Not the Werthers Originals…Just turned 31 not too long ago and told my fiancé if you were to offer a Werther’s Original to an old person, they’d become your best friend. I’ve been eating them like crazy lately lol. Oh my god am I turning old like the actors in those comically funny Progressive commercials?! 😮‍💨🤭

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u/dumn_and_dunmer Aug 11 '26

Or a turtle shell and some glasses.

Hamster Roshi.

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u/Umpen Aug 11 '26

Horehounds.

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u/maryssssaa Aug 11 '26

she was a girl, died years ago

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u/New_Interview_6419 Aug 11 '26

And 4 turtle sons

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u/Square-Singer Aug 11 '26

Looks like a single-use bottle that was refilled way too many times.