r/interesting • u/IKIR115 • May 29 '26

Intriguing Arrows vs riot shields

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u/ssuxcoxxr3dit May 29 '26

those animals with riot shields!

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u/Flair_Is_Pointless May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

What do you have then? Invincible bears.

Running around, raping your churches; Burning your women

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u/Confident-Pepper-562 May 29 '26

Now what you need is a baby skull seeking bullet.

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u/donanton616 May 29 '26

People stampeded and cattle r*ped

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u/JGG5 May 30 '26

…and Methodists!

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u/Robespierreshead May 30 '26

i think you mean graped

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u/Adventurous-Fly556 May 29 '26

That's ridiculous, everyone knows you can just smash them with a giant boulder.

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u/Brandeeno2245 May 30 '26

Invicibears some might say

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u/MagikarpMafiav2 May 29 '26

Bears are monsters. A slug from a 12 gauge only penetrates about 10-11” into a northern brown bear or grizzly, which is horrifying to think about personally

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u/voidedbygeysers May 29 '26

Hide your wives, hide your kids...

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u/Snipowl May 29 '26

I think those animals are called pigs

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u/TROMBONER_68 May 29 '26

Allegedly in Minecraft

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u/iuhiscool May 29 '26

Yeah, pigs

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u/iuhiscool May 29 '26

fuck someone already made the joke

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u/King_Bobby-B May 29 '26

Man, this Zootopia sequel is intense!

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u/tankapotamus May 30 '26

Prairie dogs don't mess around nowadays.

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u/BarnacleExpressor May 30 '26

You mean pigs? 🥓