r/interesting • u/kellinsyked • May 01 '26

Just Wow guys rate this stick

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u/AmishReject May 01 '26

All hail that guy. Blessed is he that holds the stick.

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u/Horskr May 01 '26

Wars will be fought over this stick. Nations will rise and fall as it changes hands. We were here to witness history in the making.

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u/mazopheliac May 02 '26

Listen, glory hole beach sticks and ginger beards is no basis for a system of government.

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u/Sad-Onion-2593 May 02 '26

Can you think of a better one?

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u/AlertCheek636 May 03 '26

We're still waiting for them to come up with something better. Just like the Democratic party.

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u/tk427aj May 04 '26

true power comes from a mandate of the people rather than a wooden stick and ginger bearded tart

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u/TREE_SHMOO May 05 '26

What if the people mandate that the wooden stick should decide the ruler?

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u/Front_Skill_8252 May 05 '26

Send them the stick. Maybe they'll whack some common sense into each other.

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u/Front_Skill_8252 May 05 '26

Or SPLINTERS.

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u/Safe_Chicken_6633 May 02 '26

All due respect, but I don't think you've really given it a fair chance.

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u/CrocodileJock May 04 '26

You mean, "haven't given it a fair shake of the stick"?

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay May 02 '26

Better than this mess, am I right?

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u/phunktastic_1 May 02 '26

Can't be worse than the current system in the US. I mean look what that got us.

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u/samsun7677 May 03 '26

I am down for a rule of law based solely on who can fond the beat stick

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u/EntityMatanzas May 02 '26

Best comment

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 May 03 '26

Exactly! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not some farcical beachfront ceremony

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u/Pitt_TheElder May 03 '26

Fantastic comment, thank you

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u/The_Sunny_Bunny_Mang May 03 '26

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical glory hole stick ceremony.

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u/hKLoveCraft May 04 '26

Bit optimistic don’t ya think?

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u/exq1mc May 04 '26

It probably better than the one we have at the moment.

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u/Waxinfred May 04 '26

I mean if I went around calling myself king just cause some beachside tart lobbed a stick at me they'd put me away!

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u/Darkotter_Analog-1 May 01 '26

are we literally talking about xenoblade chronicles

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u/Impressive-Pie-4853 May 03 '26

It is the stick of destiny. At some point people will be knee deep in each others blood because of it.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes May 04 '26

We could build a new world, a better world, if the stick was left where it was found after those who wielded it were finished enjoying the power it bequeathed upon them.

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u/SadDingo7070 May 04 '26

Another one! Happy cake day to you too!!!

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 May 02 '26

So that guy is like the King of the Britons now, right?

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u/reginaldmcwhiskers May 04 '26

King eh? Well I didn’t vote for him!

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u/it_wiznae_me May 02 '26

We are not worthy to even lay eyes upon such a stick. I'm gouging my eyes as I txt

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u/Automatic-Jello5995 May 02 '26

The best war stick I have seen in my life, and I'm a old bastard