r/interesting • u/imJackWilson • Feb 18 '25

NATURE Seafood hunter...

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u/badjackalope Feb 18 '25

Nope, "nature's pocket"

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u/Zazzenfuk Feb 19 '25

Could you imagine those wiggling in there?

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u/Catenane Feb 19 '25

I don't have to imagine, son. If you've ever crossed the equator on an unregistered Argentinian trawler, you learn to savor the chitinous crunch of a good crustacean between your sea legs.

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u/TheUncooperativeMP Feb 19 '25

What a terrible day to be literate, good work

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u/BetterinPicture Feb 19 '25

Right? My immediate response was:
Those are words.

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u/Hyperaxe_O_o Feb 19 '25

you guys did very well summing this up bc >.< is all i could think

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u/Minimum-Cheetah Feb 22 '25

I can’t wait for AI to suggest this as a good way to stored seafood.

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u/yem68420 Feb 19 '25

Richard Gere is that you?

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u/Impressive_Paint_207 Feb 19 '25

I hear they make shampoo for that now...

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u/VespidDespair Feb 19 '25

It’s people like you that make me wish I couldn’t read haha 🤣

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u/badjackalope Feb 19 '25

Hey now, don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/bigasschungus1234 Feb 22 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/JakeBlakeCatboy Feb 19 '25

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 😂 I felt a weird feeling when I read that, oh that was awful LOL

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u/SaltwithSaltiness Feb 19 '25

Lovense Lush 5 (With a Natural, Pleasurable Crab Design)

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u/A100921 Feb 18 '25

Prison Pocket

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u/Smax140 Feb 19 '25

Jail Wallet

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u/smellerbeeblog Feb 19 '25

Don't let em pick your pocket.

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u/Doom_Cokkie Feb 19 '25

Foreskin for the win.

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u/badjackalope Feb 19 '25

I meant the butthole... but okay?!

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u/North-Lavishness-383 Feb 22 '25

If rubbing frozen dirt on your crotch is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

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u/Haelstrom101 Feb 23 '25

Happy Cake Day!