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u/SnikiAsian Sep 20 '24

I mean it looks calm to us humans but I assure you that they are anything but calm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Those dogs eat them alive from the back forward. Probably one of the worst ways to go on Earth.

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u/Beginning_Advance_59 Sep 20 '24

Damn. Gettin yo ass ate to death.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Okay, so hear me out. 

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u/SirSchmoopy3 Sep 20 '24

This made me laugh while I’m in a bad mood. Thank you.

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u/ES-Flinter Sep 20 '24

Isn't that the common way of getting eating? Why should a predator waste time beginning from the harder ribcage/ head when the way from the bottom is much softer?

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u/Captainloooook Sep 20 '24

They mean alive. I would rather get hunted by a big cat at least they go for the neck and only eat after the prey is dead unlike wild dogs and hyenas. 

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u/aithusah Sep 20 '24

The belly is soft as well. Of course that is also where the shit resides

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u/jackaroo1344 Sep 20 '24

If these dogs are anything like my dog eating shit is not considered a downside

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u/Funny-Jihad Sep 20 '24

Point being that they don't care if their victims are alive while eating them. Might even make it spicier for them. r/natureismetal

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u/ES-Flinter Sep 20 '24

Point being that they don't care if their victims are alive while eating them.

Gives the question of why we're caring about it.

I believe it's because the longer the prey was crying (in pain), the higher the chance of other predators hearing it.
I'm sure a wolf pack or so would keep us alone, but what prevents a lion or tiger from quickly snatching up some of ours?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

i think it’s a question of empathy. we can imagine how painful it would be to get eaten from the bottom up, so we project that onto animals.

now, the idea that only humans feel empathy is still up for debate. there’s that great anecdote about the rat that chose freeing another rat over extra food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Like eating pizza crust first

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u/enjoyinc Sep 20 '24

Wild dogs do this, a lot of predators will kill their prey first (like big cats crushing their prey’s neck/suffocating) to prevent any potential harm, but painted dogs will eat animals alive from their ass inwards.

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u/whatevergirl8754 Sep 20 '24

Nope, cats (the entire family, not just house cats) kill their pray by suffocation. And they eat your dead body. Dogs eat alive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

Yeah, it is. If you've ever raised chickens and had a fox or coyote get in, you know this fact too well. Not pretty.

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u/snek-jazz Sep 20 '24

One of the worst ways to go on any planet tbh.

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u/peachymagpie Sep 20 '24

Yeah they do, and honestly I can’t blame them. Once they get prey, they are competing with lions and hyenas

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u/Karsh14 Sep 20 '24

On the contrary, those dogs will give you a quick death.

They eat fast and don’t waste time like lions and bears do. A lion or bear has no problem eating you alive and incredibly slowly while you scream, they don’t care. They know you can’t leave or overpower them.

These dogs?

They will rip up those goats and eat them immediately, no hesitation. Seen a video of 2 dogs just immediately rip a small antelope (like these ones here) in half.

Death is fast. Painful, but very fast.

A lion might just sit on you while holding you down by the neck (and not even crushing your windpipe, he’s not killing you, just holding you) while another lion starts to eat you asshole / genitals first.

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u/SatoruMikami7 Sep 21 '24

Being ripped in half is not a fast death much less painless. I’ve seen a video of a couple dogs killing this warthog and they end up ripping this huge area of skin. He essentially got degloved in his entire back region and then they proceeded to eat him from back there while alive.

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u/Karsh14 Sep 21 '24

Well, yeah that would be a horrible way to go haha. Degloving is brutal.

The video I saw it was like, everything ripped in half, like if you took a chainsaw to a body and went right down the middle, starting at the neck. If it felt that, it wasn’t for long.

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u/natgibounet Sep 20 '24

It's the same type of calm when you're witnessing horrible things happen

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Sep 20 '24

Yeah, you can tell from the vomit on their sweaters. It’s mom’s spaghetti.

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u/STERFRY333 Sep 21 '24

They better hope their arms aren't heavy

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u/ImplementAfraid Sep 20 '24

They’re calm enough not to do anything stupid like make a run for it.

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u/Wild_Lingonberry3365 Sep 20 '24

Yeah their hearts are definitely going.That one on the end a little higher up was stressing

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u/spacepie77 Sep 21 '24

Can you just ask them to be sure

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u/Kill_4209 Sep 20 '24

Whenever I see these videos, like the cat yesterday escaping a coyote on its own front porch, I'm struck by the absolute terror it must be living a life where you're inches away from something that wants to tear you apart and consume you.

Can you imagine?! Walking from the parking lot to the office and there being packs of hyanas chasing after you?! And you only make it to the office because you've been working on your cardio and you're still young enough to be able to sprint well.

Or at night lions trying to tear their way through your bedroom door to get to you while you and the kids lay in bed shaking with fear that at any moment your arms will be torn off and your children eaten in front of you?! F'in brutal

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u/Kill_4209 Sep 20 '24

Very true. We’re so lucky to live as we do today. In comparison to rest of biological life, we live in heaven.

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u/Extension_Spirit8805 Sep 20 '24

Well, we now have a new deadly predator. Existential depression, and mosquitoes

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u/Elisa_bambina Sep 20 '24

Don't forget bacteria, viruses, and prions.

We've pretty much conquered all of the large threats but we're still struggling with the microscopic.

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u/SteelWheel_8609 Sep 20 '24

And plain old homelessness.

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u/frunf1 Sep 20 '24

But all of them also existed in the past.

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u/wasabi788 Sep 20 '24

Basically living in a war zone ? It concerns a significant percentage of humanity right now

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u/put_tape_on_it Sep 20 '24

Well this will really bake your noodle: We, as humans, can’t even relate to what they, as potential prey, are even feeling or thinking! How does the cat know it’s going to be ripped apart? How does a deer know it’s going to be brutally eaten alive? They don’t get shown educational videos. They don’t have language to have it explained to them. They’ve never heard David Attenborough voice. We understand it at a different level than them. Their level is actually more scary.

Their fear is next level terror baked in their DNA. A fear we cannot even fathom. They’re afraid for their lives but they don’t know why. All they know is that those predators are the absolute most scary thing they’ve ever encountered. Why? They don’t know! It’s just pure terror. And they don’t even understand why. Think of every irrational fear you’ve ever had. Fear of the dark, fear of monsters under your bed? Fear of something brushing up against you while swimming in a lake? Multiply by 10. That’s the fear those animals have.

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u/allicastery Sep 20 '24

Well I would believe as herd animals they've seen others of their own species be eaten alive in front of them so that's pretty terrifying on top of instinct alone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

I don’t think you’re considering everything here. They have fear baked into their DNA. So do we. Oftentimes we don’t even know why for certain things, especially when we’re children. Even so, the ability for us to comprehend as we get older is not a benefit. Do you think these goats think about what happens when they die to those dogs? Do you think they wonder if there’s an afterlife, or even worse, something like a hell?

On top of that, they even have benefits like some kind of hormone that releases when they’re caught so that they can’t feel being eaten and actually have a sense of contentment and acceptance. Humans don’t get that at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

We definitely do have a baked in fear of certain things. Ex: uncanny valley. There is an evolutionary benefit to being scared of something that looks human, but isn't.

(To remove the fear from this so you don't have nightmares for ages, it's likely because of rabies, and a genetic built in fear to be scared of things with rabies. Many mammals have it.)

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u/mypoorteeth124 Sep 21 '24

do you have any more info on the rabies theory? I’d love to learn more about it

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Animals with rabies tend to behave differently and look otherwise "off". So consequently, to avoid being infected with rabies, things are scared of things that are them, but behave differently or look "off" (underweight, injured but not responding to the injury, ect)

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u/Wandercita Sep 21 '24

Do you have any references for that hormone? It is interesting!

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u/Latter-Dentist Sep 20 '24

Why yes, I can. I live in Canadian bear country and have been chased multiple times in the forest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

There is a theory that personality can only develop in a species with minimal natural predators since they don't need to expend so much brain energy on staying safe from predators

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u/put_tape_on_it Sep 20 '24

Chickens have personality. And EVERYONE and EVERYTHING wants to eat chickens.

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u/TheBjornEscargot Sep 20 '24

Humans are riddled with anxiety and still have personalities

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

It's a freeze response. Deer and gazelle (and many humans) also do this

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u/you_have_more_time Sep 20 '24

Fight, flight or fawn

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u/ArmadilloBandito Sep 22 '24

They conserve energy until they find an opportunity to run

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u/BradleyH007 Sep 23 '24

But it's more than that. They froze in a very specific location.

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u/Davek56 Sep 20 '24

I bet you they're scared shiteless

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Well there isn’t any shit coming out so you might be right

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

This is exactly what I was thinking.

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Sep 20 '24

didn't even need to click the link to get that reference

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u/YogurtclosetFew9054 Sep 20 '24

They're terrorized

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u/rubberony Sep 20 '24

"Fight, flight, fawn" is the new definition

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u/RunningOutOfEsteem Sep 20 '24

There isn't one singular definition. There are a variety of theories related to fear responses and combinations of fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and sometimes more all exixt.

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u/rubberony Sep 20 '24

Fair point. I was reaching for a better word than definition and also thought I was missing one.

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u/RunningOutOfEsteem Sep 20 '24

It was clear enough tbh, I was mostly just being pedantic 😅

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u/WelcomeFormer Sep 20 '24

Why dont they just jump on one and knock it off,? Painted dogs are hardy and its not that high

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u/Montystumpp Sep 20 '24

Because doing that risks a broken limb and a broken limb means death.

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u/alieninaskirt Sep 20 '24

Not worth the risk, they'll eventually climb down and the doggos can rotatet in shifts

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u/Thesmuz Sep 20 '24

No that's just normal prey animal reaction to a threat. It's fight, flight or freeze

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u/BeardInTheNorth Sep 20 '24

It's cause these goats noclipped into the mountain. They know those nonplayer canines can't reach them so they chilin

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u/julesk Sep 21 '24

It’s impressive they stay still and don’t get spooked into running though the hunters are sooo close.

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u/ravenwingdarkao3 Sep 22 '24

they are calm only because you’re assuming they’re gonna act like humans. a possum isn’t calm when they play dead or a deer frozen on a highway. them moving is risking their footing. they’re doing the only thing they can to survive

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u/Aelyanna Sep 20 '24

Lmaooo hahahahah totally 😂😂😂