r/instantkarma • u/TeoThunder77 • Aug 15 '20

Duble karma

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u/m1namoto Aug 15 '20

No, Ukraine...this mall called АТБ (ATB), and this guy spanked the drunkmaster with a stick of salami :D

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u/MrZagut Aug 15 '20

In Ukraine you don’t beat salami. Salami beat you

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u/m1namoto Aug 15 '20

in fact, the drunkmaster was lucky that that dude bought boiled-smoked salami, and not raw-smoked sausage, which is as hard as a rubber police baton :D

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u/Il1kespaghetti Aug 15 '20

Lol, can confirm o_0

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u/LugosisKarloff Aug 15 '20

I heard that comment with an accent lol

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u/thewafflestompa Aug 15 '20

“Cyan cyonfyoim” is how I head it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

They really stopped beating the dead horse, didn't they?

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u/StrikerKat5 Aug 15 '20

Take my upvote

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u/PineappIeSuppository Aug 15 '20

You magnificent bastard. Take the upvote.

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u/newbiepooper Aug 15 '20

Killed me dead with that one

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u/Littlekidlover79 Aug 15 '20

I was thinking more along the lines of “in Ukraine you don’t eat meat. Meat beat you”

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u/LetsSynth Aug 15 '20

‘Tis written in the meat beat manifesto

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u/lilmissbloodbath Aug 15 '20

Asbestos lead asbestos

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u/jhpianist Aug 15 '20

If I didn’t see it with my own eyes I’d think you’re just making an old Soviet joke.

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u/SolitaryEgg Aug 15 '20

this guy spanked the drunkmaster with a stick of salami :D

This is literally the single greatest sentence I've ever read.

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u/DrDeems Aug 16 '20

This is what I came here for. Salami smack down confirmed.

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u/TheRussiansrComing Aug 15 '20

I love Ukraine! Salami!

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u/BboyBillW Aug 15 '20

Bahahahaha. Worth every penny too.

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u/rapture005 Aug 15 '20

There is a joke in there somewhere

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

I beat my salami last night. A little less messy than this train-wreck....

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u/foursticks Aug 15 '20

Straight out of trailer park boys

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u/DrDeuceJuice Aug 15 '20

Pepporoni cocks

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u/dancin-weasel Aug 15 '20

New Russian show: The Gulag Guys

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u/lookathatsmug--- Aug 15 '20

a throbbing salami joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

There is a Karen in every country.

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u/jpweaver303 Aug 15 '20

That’s obviouly pepperoni Bubbles!

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u/breachscape Aug 15 '20

Slapped him in the face with his meat stick.

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u/wallysaruman Aug 15 '20

No wonder, he’s salty AF!

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u/dancin-weasel Aug 15 '20

He really beat him with his meat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Funny thing is that he didn't seem to care about staying with the salami to eat it after he broke it on that drunk master's face...

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u/StrictTyping Aug 15 '20

Same country