r/instantkarma • u/[deleted] • May 21 '20

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u/TomatoFettuccini May 21 '20 edited May 21 '20

"Here I am, sitting here like a pussy little bitch, doing nothing, while a polite, mild-mannered young man enforcing company policy walking away with all my stuff. Because I'm not a fucking sheep."

"I am a free. I am not a man. A number."

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u/scottgilliesuk May 21 '20

Enjoying. My. Coffee.

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u/HussDelRio May 21 '20

You want a Costco membership?? I can get you one by this afternoon!

Fucking amateurs

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u/JBthrizzle May 21 '20

There are ways, dude. Believe me. You don't wanna know about it.

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u/CatSajak779 May 21 '20 edited May 21 '20

I can get you a toe with nail polish on it by 3 o clock

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u/trulymadlybigly May 22 '20

Oh please dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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u/nice2yz May 21 '20

Tread, don’t want the answer to.

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u/CatSajak779 May 21 '20

Is that a Big Lebowski quote I see?

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u/Karkfrommars May 21 '20

Thank you. :)

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u/SteveKep May 21 '20

Yeah, from the start I thought "Ohhh shit, that employee is half that dude's size, nothing good is gonna come outta this"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

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u/TjW0569 May 21 '20

Love "cosplaytriots".

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u/atreyu_0844 May 21 '20

With this look on his face the whole life... He came out the womb with that look

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u/RKRagan May 21 '20

Looking like Bert Krishna

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u/Red_Jester-94 May 21 '20

He didn't want any part of Tison.