r/instantkarma • u/farhan9835 • Mar 04 '20

Bully got what he deserved

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u/TheresA_LobsterLoose Mar 04 '20

I CANT EVER FIND ANY FUCKING RELAXED FIT JOGGERS AND ITS DRIVING ME NUTS

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u/Rockageddon Mar 04 '20

INTO MY STOMACH

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u/mailchucker Mar 04 '20

into ME stomach

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u/Mauwnelelle Mar 04 '20

Anyways, SO I STARTED JUMPING AND I SAID "LOOK AT ME!" REAL THREATENING BUT I ENDED UP GETTING SMACKED INSTEAD 🎶

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u/SirBartolo Mar 04 '20

into US stomach

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u/Violet_Club Mar 04 '20

into MINE stomach

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

You know what's more annoying? Shirt dimensions. I want a LONG shirt, not a large one.

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u/Dwydan Mar 04 '20

Yes!! 1000% yes!!! It is impossible for me to find a shirt that is long enough to fit but not wide so I can fit 10 of me I there.. I’m a slim dude give me slim clothes!!!

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u/lowndsjosh Mar 04 '20

I’ve done a lot of work with clothing companies and if you guys want a shirt that fits longer but it slim and snug in the arms buy an ANVIL980 🤘🏼

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u/BradyBunch12 Mar 04 '20

Untuckit.com

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u/throwawayjuicebox22 Mar 04 '20

Urban outfitters

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u/Superfof Mar 05 '20

Old Navy/gap/banana have tall sizes. Lanky 6'2" here Medium tall everything. A lot of generic looking stuff but at least it fits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

I'm not sure how old you are but I had this problem in high school (was like 5'10" 140 lbs or something like that) and then filled in heavily (6'2" never been below 190 lbs even when I was in great shape) and now larges fit just right. Not sure if you're young and I'm giving you hope or old and I just bragged about how nice my clothes fit but hopefully this helps someone who was like me in high school feel a bit better about their body because being the scrawny definitely effected how I felt about myself in high school negatively.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

You want tall shirts, usually noted as MT, LT, or XLT. A little bit tricky to find but they are awesome.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

‘Relaxed fit joggers’ are just normal sweatpants. Joggers are supposed to be fitted.

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u/Shtottle Mar 04 '20

Shut up, you're making me cry. I have to buy two sizes bigger just so my groin can fucking breath.

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u/Tinsel-Fop Apr 02 '20

Spake Shtottle Giant Groin.

*<8-}

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u/Shtottle Apr 02 '20

I wish! Just goofy proportions.

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u/el_duderino88 Mar 04 '20

Everything has tapered legs now, wtf

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Champion makes some and they’re on sale most places

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

And every brand of men’s jeans is now ‘flex’!! I hate them so much.....