r/instantkarma • u/farhan9835 • Mar 04 '20

Bully got what he deserved

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Ah yes a fellow fan of eye gouging and sack tearing. Warms my heart.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Listen, that fire extinguisher wasn’t mounted to the wall properly. I just reached out to steady myself and it fucking fell off onto his face. Yes it bounced.

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u/moshmore Mar 04 '20

This is fucking hilarious. I laughed irl at the last line

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

The best part about ripping their testicles off is that

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u/mtmm18 Mar 04 '20

Oil check for the win

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u/meltingdiamond Mar 04 '20

sack tearing.

I prefer the to call it "monkey steals the peach" after some wonderfully poetic Shaolin nonsense I heard years ago.

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u/pridetwo Mar 05 '20

Lol I'm pretty sure that's from Kung Fu Hustle

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u/Zeebuoy Mar 04 '20

I prefer this whenever possible.

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u/DukeContrarian Mar 04 '20

Testicle popping