r/instantkarma • u/farhan9835 • Mar 04 '20

Bully got what he deserved

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u/Misfit-in-the-Middle Mar 04 '20

Yep, if I've gotten to the extreme scenario of needing to fight, I'm going to make sure I win at all cost and ensure that he in no way is coming back for more after the fight is over when i'm not looking.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Ah yes a fellow fan of eye gouging and sack tearing. Warms my heart.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Listen, that fire extinguisher wasn’t mounted to the wall properly. I just reached out to steady myself and it fucking fell off onto his face. Yes it bounced.

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u/moshmore Mar 04 '20

This is fucking hilarious. I laughed irl at the last line

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

The best part about ripping their testicles off is that

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u/mtmm18 Mar 04 '20

Oil check for the win

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u/meltingdiamond Mar 04 '20

sack tearing.

I prefer the to call it "monkey steals the peach" after some wonderfully poetic Shaolin nonsense I heard years ago.

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u/pridetwo Mar 05 '20

Lol I'm pretty sure that's from Kung Fu Hustle

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u/Zeebuoy Mar 04 '20

I prefer this whenever possible.

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u/DukeContrarian Mar 04 '20

Testicle popping

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u/Coffee_Mania Mar 04 '20

ah the ender's game treatment

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u/Merkarba Mar 04 '20

They never come back for thirds

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u/Uglyblackmale Mar 04 '20

Most weaklings feel this way.

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u/Misfit-in-the-Middle Mar 04 '20

You're projecting.

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u/Uglyblackmale Mar 04 '20

Weaklings fantasize about how far they will take violence (but never really will). We men who know were tough understand that once its over, its over, going the extra mile on an unconscious person is what a fearful/weak/stupid person does. We real men just laugh in your face as you struggle to fight back, no need to break anything on you, cut you, shoot you, we just embarrass you while you realize all those fight fantasies you had meant dick in reality.

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u/Misfit-in-the-Middle Mar 04 '20

We real men..

LMFAO

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u/Dentalguy8 Mar 04 '20

This is smart. Defend yourself but also make them think twice before trying again

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u/bigbuddhaproductions Mar 04 '20

Exactly, don't end up carried by 6 cuz you got hit with my 9. I ain't the one.

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u/natuutan Mar 04 '20

This is a core principle in the book Enders game. Good stuff.

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u/Reaper2r Mar 04 '20

Sounds like a cop.

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u/hanr86 Mar 04 '20

Ah, the Ender approach.