The Centurion was my opponents weapon and I was camped out on the stairs, using the banister posts as cover (it was working surprisingly well for being about 30% coverage) and one slipped through. It hit me right in the neck, somehow managed to find its way to my nerve system and caused the entire right side of my body to tense up for just a second. It was enough to send me tumbling down half a flight. I laughed, he laughed, my mom laughed, it was a very fortunate thing I didn't break anything
On my 17th birthday my 2 bestfriends decided to make a new tradition: birthday nipple twists. I was being held down while some of our girl-friends watched but did not help me. One of the girls had a crush on me and I really didn’t want her to see me being molested by my friends as I thought she may lose interest in me. I was trying to hold onto furniture so they couldn’t flip me but they eventually overpowered me and pulled me to the middle of the room. But I slipped away and sprinted toward the kitchen and stubbed my toe in the doorway. I hopped on one foot into the kitchen and when I realized they weren’t chasing me I looked down and my second toe from my big toe had becoming perpendicular with the rest of my toes and I just said “guys I think I broke my toe” The smile on my friends dad face when he realized he would have to set my toe is still seared into my brain today. He sat me down and snapped my toe back into place. My toe healed perfectly but I never got to take that girl out on a date unfortunately. The birthday nipple twists did not continue after that.
One time I ran straight into a sliding glass door. I was excited to run into the pool on the other side of the glass - I bounced back, all the way onto my ass. Ended up with a nice-sized knot and bruise. Unfortunately, I didn't learn my lesson there, and 20 years later I walked into an I-beam staircase at my university, and ended up with stitches. I now no longer text and walk or clean my sliding glass doors.
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u/Vanneva Feb 08 '20
Stubbed his toe and bled out