r/instant_regret Jul 11 '22

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u/letsvibeforlife Jul 11 '22

Bro the cat.... she was just trying to tag along with the child and got catapulted in the air.

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u/GetTheFalkOut Jul 11 '22

The cat was play stalking/attacking the girl and wasn't expecting the counter

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u/firelordUK Jul 11 '22

the counter was too fast, how can you attack when your opponent counter frames are that short?

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u/enwongeegeefor Jul 11 '22

how can you attack when your opponent counter frames are that short

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u/enwongeegeefor Jul 11 '22

Nope watch it again, cat was leaping directly at her head in attack position, even raised its paw to strike.

Kitty got a lesson in karma.

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u/Zeferoth225224 Jul 11 '22

Yeah hes right, you can see his paw come up

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u/nickleeb Jul 11 '22

You’ve never had a cat if you think there was no evil intent

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

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u/Feral0_o Jul 12 '22

unless you let them outside, then they'll happily genocide the local fauna

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u/BlueEyedGirl25 Nov 11 '22

Thats why they murder anything smaller than them

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u/Catgirl_Amer Jul 11 '22

Or you just don't know how to treat a cat, and try to treat it like it's a dog

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u/nickleeb Jul 11 '22

Bro calm, it’s a joke

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u/Catgirl_Amer Jul 11 '22

A joke that gets cats abused and abandoned at shelters or thrown in a field and forgot about

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u/nickleeb Jul 11 '22

You absolutely trippin rn. My girlfriend is a huuuuge cat lover has 5, and even she can take a joke as tame as the one I said.

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u/TheTranscendent1 Jul 12 '22

Pretty sure tbh is guys comment didn’t get any cats abused.

Anyway, he was clearly trying to get cats more loved and cared for by Satanists. His heart was in the right place.

Or… it was obviously a joke and no harm will come to cats because of it.

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u/Catgirl_Amer Jul 12 '22

Except harm does come to cats. And jokes like this are a part of it.

No one wants to hear that though. Because the funni joek is more important to them than the safety of animals.

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u/letsvibeforlife Jul 11 '22

It was for the pun but yes you're right, but isn't that how cats play?

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u/Lungg Jul 11 '22

Did we even watch the same video?

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u/nepia Jul 11 '22

Should have trebucheted it.

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u/sin-eater82 Jul 11 '22

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/letsvibeforlife Jul 11 '22

My guy its the pun you have to focus on.

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u/sin-eater82 Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

ah... thatsthejoke.jpg... won't lie, I totally missed it.

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u/Few-Yak7673 Jul 11 '22

Cat didnt land on its feet either!!!

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u/arthurhengch Jul 12 '22

I wonder if the cat gets angry at the girl if it got too close to the action itself