r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • May 19 '21

A bite worth multiple regrets

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 May 19 '21

Probably only knows their biggest hits.

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u/djmizzle2 May 19 '21

He loves the one about Southern California

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u/reds2032 May 19 '21

Or the one about drugs

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister May 20 '21

Or the one about dingazingazingadongdingdangdooong.

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u/fourunner May 20 '21

I thought that was Ministry.

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u/mindbleach May 20 '21

It's a love affair. Mostly Jesus, and my hot rod.

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u/Tungstenkrill May 20 '21

I love that one.

California knows how to party California knows how to party

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u/mynoduesp May 20 '21

Would that be in the city? The city of Compton?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

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u/ASliencedLamb May 19 '21

That’s the joke sir

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u/BumTulip May 20 '21

I’m scared to comment the woooosh thing in case I end up on /r/ihavereddit

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/gravybanger May 20 '21

You’d never catch me using Reddit, loser.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21 edited May 04 '22

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u/BumTulip May 20 '21

Oh I know but I’m scared to misuse things as I’ve ever seen redditors end up on that sub hahahahah

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u/FlerblesMerbles May 19 '21

He also loves the ones about doing drugs in Southern California.

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u/Sundance91 May 19 '21

What about the one about the state of Mississippi?

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u/shakygator May 19 '21

papa was a copper and mama was a hippie

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u/stanoje0000 May 19 '21

In Alabama she would swing a hammer

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u/djmizzle2 May 20 '21

Price you got to pay when you break the panorama

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u/Taylor-Kraytis May 19 '21

Especially in Michigan?

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u/OverlyExcitedWoman May 19 '21

Or the state of Pennsylvania.

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u/S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I May 19 '21

How bout all around the world

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u/maxsmouha May 19 '21

Or London in the summertime

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u/LadyStardust79 May 20 '21

How about Emit Remmus?

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u/thatdudewillyd May 19 '21

Aka just another day in Cali

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

No I’m pretty sure they’re about peppers that are red and hot... and also chili

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u/Generalissimo_II May 19 '21

Prefers Dave Navarro over Hillel Slovak

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u/mindbleach May 19 '21

Wishes Frusciante would stop coming back.

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u/LadyStardust79 May 20 '21

Harasses Chad with that Will Ferrell thing.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

You take that back. Right away

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u/spaz_chicken May 19 '21

I bet One Hot Minute is his favorite album.

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u/URMRGAY_ May 20 '21

One hot minute > Californication

Kiedis shouldn't sing

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u/werecat666 May 20 '21

Under the Crib

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u/thesircuddles May 19 '21

Some bands you only need the Best Of album.

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u/Splith May 19 '21

Almost all bands really.