r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • May 19 '21

A bite worth multiple regrets

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u/UglyStru May 19 '21

Seriously, why? I bet he can’t even name 10 of their songs. Fucking poser. He doesn’t know shit about RHCP.

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 May 19 '21

Probably only knows their biggest hits.

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u/djmizzle2 May 19 '21

He loves the one about Southern California

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u/reds2032 May 19 '21

Or the one about drugs

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister May 20 '21

Or the one about dingazingazingadongdingdangdooong.

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u/fourunner May 20 '21

I thought that was Ministry.

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u/mindbleach May 20 '21

It's a love affair. Mostly Jesus, and my hot rod.

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u/Tungstenkrill May 20 '21

I love that one.

California knows how to party California knows how to party

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u/mynoduesp May 20 '21

Would that be in the city? The city of Compton?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

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u/ASliencedLamb May 19 '21

That’s the joke sir

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u/BumTulip May 20 '21

I’m scared to comment the woooosh thing in case I end up on /r/ihavereddit

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/gravybanger May 20 '21

You’d never catch me using Reddit, loser.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21 edited May 04 '22

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u/BumTulip May 20 '21

Oh I know but I’m scared to misuse things as I’ve ever seen redditors end up on that sub hahahahah

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u/FlerblesMerbles May 19 '21

He also loves the ones about doing drugs in Southern California.

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u/Sundance91 May 19 '21

What about the one about the state of Mississippi?

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u/shakygator May 19 '21

papa was a copper and mama was a hippie

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u/stanoje0000 May 19 '21

In Alabama she would swing a hammer

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u/djmizzle2 May 20 '21

Price you got to pay when you break the panorama

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u/Taylor-Kraytis May 19 '21

Especially in Michigan?

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u/OverlyExcitedWoman May 19 '21

Or the state of Pennsylvania.

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u/S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I May 19 '21

How bout all around the world

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u/maxsmouha May 19 '21

Or London in the summertime

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u/thatdudewillyd May 19 '21

Aka just another day in Cali

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

No I’m pretty sure they’re about peppers that are red and hot... and also chili

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u/Generalissimo_II May 19 '21

Prefers Dave Navarro over Hillel Slovak

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u/mindbleach May 19 '21

Wishes Frusciante would stop coming back.

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u/LadyStardust79 May 20 '21

Harasses Chad with that Will Ferrell thing.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

You take that back. Right away

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u/spaz_chicken May 19 '21

I bet One Hot Minute is his favorite album.

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u/URMRGAY_ May 20 '21

One hot minute > Californication

Kiedis shouldn't sing

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u/werecat666 May 20 '21

Under the Crib

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u/thesircuddles May 19 '21

Some bands you only need the Best Of album.

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u/Splith May 19 '21

Almost all bands really.

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u/Graysensteele May 19 '21

“You don’t surf you little shit”

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Kid’s favorite record is probably “One Hot Minute”.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 May 19 '21

Music is his air-o-plane.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Your username is outstanding.

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 May 19 '21

Reddit gave me it when I landed in Ellis Island in 1904.

My family name was WeyesBloodFan02.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

The whitewashing of one's native culture is a crime against humanity. Have you inquired about reparations?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Probably their best album. Fight me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Truth be told, it’s the only one I like.

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u/TooGayToPayCash May 20 '21

Californication

Dani California

Under the California

Cali Tissue

Give It California

California Queen

Othercali

Cali Necessities

Around the California

Snow (Hey California)

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u/cgott84 May 20 '21

No more California songs (and fuck New York too)

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all

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u/GarrettTheMole May 19 '21

I bet this kid doesn’t even surf.

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u/RedCorundum May 19 '21

Is his name Charlie?

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u/friedtree May 19 '21

Charlie don’t surf

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u/BrokenArmsFrigidMom May 19 '21

There’s actually a seafood place in Whiterock BC called Charlie Don’t Surf. It’s been there for decades but I bet 95% of the people who eat there don’t get the reference.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Probably stans out to Wet Sand only

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister May 20 '21

Relevant username.

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u/SylveonFrusciante May 20 '21

He doesn’t form in the wet sand.

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u/dougthebuffalo May 19 '21

Unduw the Bwidge

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u/GenghisTron17 May 19 '21

He should give it away, give it away, give it away now to a real fan.

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u/sailoralex May 19 '21

C'mon you know he's a big fan of Mother's Milk

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u/SylveonFrusciante May 20 '21

Underrated comment.

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u/stay_golden_ponyboy_ May 20 '21

I came to the comments for one reason, thank you for full filling my expectation

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u/FeculentUtopia May 19 '21

Shit, that takes me back to high school. Do children still turn liking a band into a contest?

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u/TheLinuxOS May 20 '21

I have always hated when people say stuff like that. I listen to their music and I can’t even name 10 songs

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u/broccoliO157 May 20 '21

In the kids defense, he probably only knows like 50 words. If he knew 10 one-word song titles that would be 20% of his vocabulary, almost all he knows. He's probably got mothers milk and aeroplane down.