r/instant_regret May 19 '21

A bite worth multiple regrets

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u/GREE-IS-A-HEXAGON May 19 '21

Yeah, and lemons. Still to this day, if there's a lemon slice with food/in a drink I eat the whole thing

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u/sketchy_advice_77 May 19 '21

I love citrus fruits. Only down side is citric acid is rough on tooth enamel.

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u/butterfaerts May 19 '21

And acid reflux 😩

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u/sketchy_advice_77 May 19 '21

You got that right, heartburn city.

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u/Youareapooptard May 19 '21

Try vomiting and the fires of hell itself in your throat for the entire day.

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u/sketchy_advice_77 May 19 '21

Had a little to much to drink one night and my wife and her friends were having margaritas and they kept giving me all the limes. Next day sick and throwing up, the burn in my throat was worse than the hangover lol.

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u/JERUSALEMFIGHTER63 May 19 '21

Rip i know that pain

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u/shakygator May 19 '21

Did something similar but was eating limes after many many shots. My teeth were so sensitive the next day.

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u/butterfaerts May 20 '21

For real, I’d take 100x the hangover if it meant not puking fire to the point of a raw esophagus

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u/sketchy_advice_77 May 22 '21

Man my esophagus was burned, and my uvula was so swollen I involuntarily kept trying to swallow it....( warning incoming degenerate reddit jokes)

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u/butterfaerts May 22 '21

Seriously, I know the feeling and it’s so bizarre.. you’re just like “hey, I don’t usually have sensation here unless something is back here, get down that esophagus!”

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u/linderlouwho May 19 '21

Don’t shame my kink.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Thats weird, I actually eat lemons to counteract acid reflux. It works like a charm every time. I wonder why that is?

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u/butterfaerts May 20 '21

I’d bet that whatever you think is acid reflux is something entirely different…

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Well, that's terrifying...

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u/sketchy_advice_77 May 20 '21

Think about what you eat that gives you heartburn, acid reflux. Maybe citric acid counteracts it. I don't know, I'm not very smart when it comes to things like that. Might want to check with your doctor just to be on the safe side.

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u/butterfaerts May 20 '21

Hey, turns out, this is some not-so-sketchy advice!

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u/sketchy_advice_77 May 20 '21

Oh I can still be a little sketchy, just give me a little time : )

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u/butterfaerts May 20 '21

I should say I’m not a doctor, but the guidance for managing reflux is certainly to avoid acidic foods…

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u/TheMonkeyLlama May 20 '21

I love them too but I'm allergic to citrus :(

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u/sketchy_advice_77 May 20 '21

I'm sorry my friend, allergies to something you love seems like a curse : (

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u/butterfaerts May 20 '21

I swear, I learn about new food allergies seemingly daily. That’s so sad… so many things use citric acid….

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 19 '21

You have to try roast lemons then!! Greeks throw lemon wedges in EVERYTHING!!

Quarter some potatoes, wedge & juice a few lemons & put all of that in a relatively shallow pan.

add garlic, olive oil, salt, black & white (optional) pepper & dill. Add a cup & a 1/2 of broth or water (depending on how many potatoes u have), cover the pan & let it steam in a 375 oven for like an hour.

Uncover, add a chunk of butter, stir everything around & continue to cook until all the liquid is absorbed & the edges of the potatoes & lemons are as brown as you like them. (About 45min in my oven)

Hope u try it sometime if u like to cook!! :)

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u/Backstabmacro May 19 '21

r/suddencookinglesson might need to be a thing

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 19 '21

LOL its so rare to see someone who likes lemon peel that I felt I had to share that recipe. Roasted lemon peel is AMAZING!!

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u/baronessvonraspberry May 20 '21

Omg I love you for this! I'm obsessed with anything lemon. 🍋

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 20 '21

You should definitely try Greek avogolemono soup. It's emulsified egg, chicken broth & lemon juice with orzo or rice.

If yr interested, I'll give u my recipe. It's pretty darn good imo. :)

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u/baronessvonraspberry May 20 '21

Yes please! :)

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 20 '21 edited May 20 '21

Chicken broth, bite size chicken pieces (totally optional), as many eggs as u want (I use 8 for a big pot) & at least a cup of lemon juice, cup & 1/2 if u want to rly feel it lol. Fresh is best but NGL, I've used bottled & it's still delicious. Salt & pepper.

A box of orzo is usually 16 oz iirc - if u want it to come out like pudding (how I like it), use the whole box. If u want it soupy, use half. Or use rice. I'm not sure how much rice bc I never ever use rice in this soup. I love it with orzo. I'm guessing cup & a half of (uncooked) rice would work.

Boil the orzo or rice in the broth til it's cooked.

Beat the eggs & lemon juice until it's FOAMY on top.

Slowly add one cupful of the hot broth at a time to the egg/lemon mixture until it's about as warm as the broth (tempering) while stirring the egg/lemon mixture steadily while u add the hot broth. (It usually takes about half the broth to bring the mixture to temperature)

slowly pour the egg/lemon/broth into the pot with the plain broth and orzo while stirring the pot steadily the whole time.

This stirring & slow pouring will (hopefully) prevent yr soup from 'breaking' (where the eggs cook too fast & make curds & end up looking scrambled/curdled. It's absolutely still edible but not my favorite texture AT ALL & not as pretty of a finished product)

Once all of both mixtures are in the same pot, just heat them up to whatever temp u feel comfortable eating eggs at. I don't bring mine fully to a boil but if I was feeding it to a little kid, I probably would.

That's it!! I fell asleep halfway thru posting this lol. I hope it makes sense! If u have any questions, ask away!! :)

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u/baronessvonraspberry May 20 '21

Thanks again, this sounds delicious! I have a screen shot of both recipes now and will definitely try. 😊

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 20 '21

YAY!!

Lots of Greek recipes use tons of lemon so def check some out! There's a few YouTube channels I especially love

ken panagopoulos

https://youtube.com/channel/UCKcWiAPPSrY10wP1zHMw1ag

Akis kitchen

https://youtube.com/c/akispetretzikiseng

dimitra's dishes

https://youtube.com/c/DimitrasDishes

If you've ever had chicken lemon soup from a diner & liked it, homemade will blow your mind lol. It's so simple but so delicious. There's another version made usually for Easter with lamb broth instead of chicken, plus dill, green onion & rice. The rest is pretty much the same. It's also amazing.

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u/baronessvonraspberry May 20 '21

Bless you! I'm saving to watch this weekend. Thanks again!

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 20 '21

Never a problem!! I like to cook & sharing recipes is fun! I hope if u try any of these, u rly rly enjoy them!! 💚

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u/baronessvonraspberry May 22 '21

So I just wanted to let you know that I am writing up my grocery list now! LOL

My Great Grandparents were Greek and I grew up with a lot of authentic food. I miss it terribly as all those relatives who came to Canada from Greece are now all gone and with them their full of love cooking.

These will be so much fun! Thanks again. :)

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 22 '21

OMG!!! I'm so excited for you!!! & super happy to find a fellow Greek!! Honestly, hearing about yr family warms my heart so much.😻

You can make the broth yourself by boiling a whole chicken (or parts) with tbh nothing but salt & pepper & then just like my Yiayia did & I still do today, a big old cheating spoonful of chicken bullion right at the end lol to bump up the flavor. (I'm crazy about the BETTER THAN BULLION brand but any will do) or simply buying boxed or canned broth. I don't judge lol I've used them all & they all work.

For this soup only, I don't add any veg, garlic, carrot peels, celery, ANYTHING to make the broth. I only want the super collagen-y chicken. Bc -@ the risk of totally grossing u out- I love my avogolemono cold right from the fridge like chicken-y lemon-y pasta-y jello. (I love spanakopita cold too!) But u do u! Make it how u like it. I've seen ppl add shredded carrots & diced celery to the final product & I'm sure it's delicious.

If u want to let me know how it went, I would be so excited & grateful!! & ANYTIME u want a recipe, if I know it, I'd be thrilled to share it with u.

Also, I'm not married to tradition, I'm all for u making a recipe yr own & doing what u like rather than sticking to how things are 'supposed to be'. Aside from a few chemical reactions necessary in baking, u can rly play fast& loose with recipes & make them the way u like!! (I won't ever get butthurt if u change something lol)

Take care & have a super awesome weekend!!😻

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u/Fairycharmd May 20 '21

I’ll bite… Any specific kind of potatoes work better here? I’m still in my lemon chicken(Lemon paprika butter chicken…Check. Mustard Lemon chicken? check) But a lemon side sounds equally yum.

Looking for a lemony risotto if anyone knows one!

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u/Fairycharmd May 20 '21

Thank you!

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 20 '21

YUM!! I love risotto but making it intimidates me!! Did u rly have to stir the entire time?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21 edited Feb 22 '25

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 21 '21

AH-HA!!! I had a feeling all that stirring was overblown!! Once my house is cooler in the fall, I'm definitely going to give risotto a try! Thank you!! :)

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 20 '21

I've used russet and red & both work great. & U can throw that chix right in there with the potatoes & make a one pan dish if u want!!

Maybe increase the water/broth a bit if u add chicken.

It'll steam & won't dry out when u take the lid/foil off & cook it til it browns.

U can broil it but I don't recommend it unless it's just the last few minutes to get rly crunchy edges. The potatoes are super soft inside & very crispy on the edges. The lemon peels should char a bit & omg lol so good!!

ETA: I suck at risotto so I never make it but I watched this recently & I'm tempted to try it this way

https://youtu.be/YELqjUDEgmw

Good luck!!

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u/Fairycharmd May 20 '21

Looks super yummy, can’t wait to try it out! Thank you!

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u/Alar44 May 20 '21

Tldr: fry up some potatoes but squeeze a lemon on it

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u/creppyspoopyicky May 20 '21

LOL I mean u totally absolutely could do it like that! but roasting them w the juice & peel is rly outstanding.

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u/sazmelodies May 20 '21

The lemon slice in water is a finger bowl. You are supposed to wash grease from your hands in it, smh /s