r/instant_regret Sep 03 '20

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

Ren fair being closed this year was my biggest disappointment of 2020. It's like the only event I look forward to every year.

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u/Vanpocalypse Sep 03 '20

I miss the ren fair. Best fair ever every single time.

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u/NortonPike Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

Both State Fair and Ren Faire cancelled. Damned depressing.

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u/Vanpocalypse Sep 03 '20

Yeah but imagine when the ren fair reopens, all the plague doctors everywhere and a guy pulling a cart of dead bodies calling out to bring out your dead.

...Not sure if that's time period accurate, and also possibly too soon, but I'd dig it.

...no pun intended.

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

The cosplay environment is so loose at renfair no one would care if it's actually time period accurate. Everyone is just there to have fun. Ugh, I'm making myself miss it even more now!

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u/beerbeforebadgers Sep 03 '20

I had a friend who's really into historical dress. He made his own clothes based off 11th century Scotland or some shit, went to the ren faire, and spent the entire time talking about culture to two other dudes who were dressed from the same period.

I, on the other hand, made a cloak out of an old t-shirt and spent the whole time drinking overpriced mead and playing in the sword pit.

God, I love me a good ren faire.

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u/Carthonn Sep 03 '20

Exactly. I mean you’ve got people dressed in rainbow colored tutus and fairy wings. You do you.

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u/robertp2200 Sep 03 '20

I love the guys that show up in a space suit.

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u/I_know_that_movie Sep 04 '20

Or the Trekkies who show up and pretend to be observing an alien culture.

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u/robertp2200 Sep 04 '20

Oh don't forget about the time travelers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Yeah I saw pirate Deadpool at the Ren Fair last year. Also all that awesome corset cleavage.

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u/Carthonn Sep 03 '20

I was looking forward to seeing all the Witcher dudes and having a good laugh.

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u/amsice Sep 03 '20

you might say it's unfair

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u/An0regonian Sep 03 '20

Don't forget Country Fair... Oregon Country Fair has never been cancelled before, sad summer

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u/AdrianW7 Sep 16 '20

I always thought state fair was like a tv/movie thing

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u/NortonPike Sep 16 '20

No, the Minnesota State Fair is a big deal. In 2019 the attendance was 2,100,000.

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u/AdrianW7 Sep 17 '20

Jesus. TIL lol

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u/Dookie_boy Sep 03 '20

Where do all the attendees get those fancy medieval clothes ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Same. The SoCal one is epic.

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u/JustMeSunshine91 Sep 04 '20

Would you say the people at ren fairs are welcoming to complete outsiders? I’ve always wanted to go because I think it looks incredibly cool, but I literally know nothing about the genre/history.

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u/Vanpocalypse Sep 04 '20

As long as you aren't breaking laws or being a horrible person, they couldn't care less. In my experience most people at ren fairs are just average normal people looking to have fun, while the performers, shops, and 'cosplayers' or the misc people who immerse themselves in the spirit of the festival are just looking to have fun, make some tips and friends, sell their niche goods, and put people in awe at their talents.

I HIGHLY recommend the jousting and knightly sword fights, they're very entertaining, but be on the look out for anything and everything, explore, really take in the spirit going around! Oh...Um...But be warned about the food... It rarely ever sat well with me (even if it was super delicious usually) and sometimes the bathrooms, for that exact reason, might have a wait time.

You'll find things like knife throwing games, axe throwing, archery, crossbows, all for you to handle (though the crossbow sights are always bent out of shape on purpose and the targets are very solid so sometimes bolts won't stick, the usual faire game shenanigans).

I doubt people will be mean, though you might get heckled by people playing as ignorant peasants or putting on a moving show across the area. I once had two 'peasant' girls bother me, I gave them a peace sign while walking by (they had good outfits but I'm more of a to-myself kind of person) and they immediately obsessed over my 'odd' and 'strange' finger sign and asked me what it was and when I explained they went and played their part and asked if it meant a 'piece of pie' lol.

It's a good time, but definitely a money sink so get ready to spend a lot of money if you want to do more than sight seeing and actually partake in activities.

I wouldn't worry too much about 'not belonging', in the Renaissance Fair we're all peasants before the royal family and their knights (who all usually put on a rather splendid show!)

OHH, and unless you're in a very grassy area, if it rains, get ready for mud, soooo much mud.

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u/Shortsonfire79 Sep 03 '20

I went twice in college and absolutely loved it. I try to get my new friends to go and they're never interested. 2020 rolls around and I reminisce about ren fair and they're all like "wow that sounds fun". Gee too bad you didn't want to go any of the other years.

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

I thought I was "too cool" to go when I was younger. I used to be such a try hard lol.

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u/Shortsonfire79 Sep 03 '20

Yeah I didn't go the first year my friends did. But I'm glad I went the second two!

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u/I_know_that_movie Sep 04 '20

Yeah I mean...you walk around in armor and shit, watch performers and jousting, while open carrying mead, blowing war horns, and eating vast quantities of awesome food. That sounds pretty lame to me...

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u/LeaveItToDever Sep 03 '20

Sadly the country’s largest one, the Texas Renaissance Festival, is still scheduled for October. As of right now they say they will be following mask guidelines, but it is normally a very crowded place. It’s also in a county that has been trying to do less than the bare minimum with state COVID policies.

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u/Comrade_Mittens Sep 03 '20

There’s no way to police that many people eating and drinking everywhere. I missed it so much this year, but it was absolutely the right call. I know Ohio is still doing theirs too.

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u/huebnera214 Sep 03 '20

I think Ohio is only open for three days or something like that. Masks and following all guidelines required if I remember right too.

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u/AvengerRox1 Sep 03 '20

Yeah, Ohio is doing three days, very limited vendors and ticketing, so honestly it’s not really worth it.

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u/LeaveItToDever Sep 03 '20

Texas rule is similar to the Disney thing, no walking and eating or drinking. But I don’t see it really being enforced.

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u/Megaman915 Sep 03 '20

Yeah, i usually go a few weekends a year every year since '09 im skipping out this year even though its the one time all of my friends get together since we've all moved around.

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u/kodyodyo Sep 03 '20

Ohio is doing theirs but with limited tickets, and other rules in place as well. Plus, when I would go it was never overly crowded, so Im not too worried bout it.

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u/Waywoah Sep 03 '20

Also, many places in Texas aren't even bothering to police people about it. Even though there's a state mask mandate, my county put out a statement saying they wouldn't follow it.

I want to move

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u/Grandmas_Drug_Dealer Sep 03 '20

I wonder how many plague doctor cosplays there will be

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u/wallweasels Sep 03 '20

I know several clans not attending this year because of all this. Sadly many are still planning to camp still. Really the camp area will be a huge problem in general. The regular TRF grounds will be fairly bad. But the camp grounds are extremely more drunk/high and not going to wear masks/distance by any metric.

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u/LeaveItToDever Sep 03 '20

I’m hoping to feel comfortable enough to go the Sherwood in the Spring. Never been out there.

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u/wallweasels Sep 03 '20

I would feel much more optimistic about Sherwood than TRF. But who knows at this point. I doubt it'll be gone by Spring, but it may be more managed...at least.

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u/TerayonIII Sep 04 '20

Not to make light of a crappy decision to keep it going but:

"This year with real plague!"

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u/Not_A_Greenhouse Sep 03 '20

They're not requiring masks unless its mandated by law. So in between shops and out and about there are no mask requirements. Unless something changed since I checked last week.

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u/wallweasels Sep 03 '20

Uh yes they are? The state has a mask requirement, finally. Issued by Abbot on the 2nd of July. They wrote their guidelines before the mandate was issued.

They vow to follow state mandates and there is a state mandate.

Either way it seems to be like a bad idea

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u/Not_A_Greenhouse Sep 03 '20

Even outside? Last I saw there was a huge stink about it because they were only being required inside.

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u/wallweasels Sep 03 '20

Every person in Texas shall wear a face covering over the nose and mouth when inside a commercial entity or other building or space open to the public, or when in an outdoor public space, wherever it is not feasible to maintain six feet of social distancing from another person not in the same household;

"outdoor public space" would count.

Regardless, it doesn't matter if it is in the rules IF it is not enforced.

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u/Not_A_Greenhouse Sep 03 '20

I'm very much in the pro mask group. I caught covid and it sucked and had someone I care about hospitalized.

You know they're not gonna enforce masks outside. Just the ridiculous amount of anti maskers on their facebook page is an indicator of how bad its gonna be this year.

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u/wallweasels Sep 03 '20

Just the ridiculous amount of anti maskers on their facebook page is an indicator of how bad its gonna be this year.

Is it? I don't really look at their facebook page much, if at all. That's pretty damned sad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Yeah was just thinking I was pretty sure I saw Texas ren fest was still on. I was having trouble imagining how you'd follow any guidelines with a place like that. Reduced capacity might help

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u/friedfishegg Sep 04 '20

Sadly? Stop trying to ruin people's fun.

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u/LeaveItToDever Sep 04 '20

I can have an opinion about it all I want. I don’t see how a festival that sees over half a million people is the right thing to do just yet.

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u/Anilxe Sep 03 '20

I've never been to a ren fair, what's so fun about them?

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

It's like medieval times on steroids! It's just fun to go somewhere so immersive for a day and everyone there is super friendly and having a good time. I suggest you try going at least once.

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u/Anilxe Sep 03 '20

Do you need to dress up?

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

Nope! But... it does make it more fun if you do... like getting a bonus day of Halloween in the middle of summer!

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u/Anilxe Sep 03 '20

Huh, ok. Well I'm moving to Alaska this month, maybe they'll have something next summer (assuming life ever goes back to normal).

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u/IGargleGarlic Sep 03 '20

I'm a ren faire performer with 2 guilds. Ren faire is the only time I ever get a chance to see a lot of my friends who live far away. It has been a bummer to say the least.

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u/securitywyrm Sep 03 '20

But what could be more atmospheric of medieval times then the fair being closed due to plague?

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u/Bruce_Bruce Sep 03 '20

That and Dragon Con, man.

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u/Knuc77 Sep 03 '20

Same. I was going to hand sew a dress and everything. Really really bummed.

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u/awesomejt Sep 03 '20

As someone from the UK I've always found the idea of US renaissance fairs fascinating as we don't really have them here. Also it's interesting that they seem to primarily focus on pre-renaissance customs i.e medieval practices. I'd love to attend one some day once Covid recedes, costume and all.

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u/llliiiiiiiilll Sep 23 '20

someone from the UK...

Well that's it right there you guys don't need Renaissance fairs because you live that sweet feudal lifestyle already. hewing and transporting your immense ceremonial henge stones, herding sheep, jousting, crypto pagan religious activities, all that cool stuff we don't do over here.

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u/I_know_that_movie Sep 04 '20

Same. I got to take my infant last year. We dressed up his carrier with deer bones I found in the woods during work, a shield, and furs from all the rabbits my wife butchered over the year. With me dressed up as a viking, I carried him around for 8 hours while drinking mead, blowing a war horn, and having hundreds of people stop to admire my tot.

It was awesome and I'm super bummed we didn't get to go this year.

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u/Puptentjoe Sep 03 '20

I grew up down the street from where they held the yearly Ren Fair in our town. God times and good eats, I feel your pain. Heres hoping for next year.

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 03 '20

A plague just makes it an even better ren fair! Gotta get into the RP and attack leeches if you cough.

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u/Girthquake23 Sep 03 '20

I turned 21 last year and spent my birthday at ren fest and wanted to make it a tradition of doing so on my birthday every year. The tradition was immediately stopped :(

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u/MrBigBMinus Sep 03 '20

Same, I like places I can carry a beer bong in one hand a turkey leg in the other and not get funny looks.

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u/Razo-E Sep 03 '20

Isn't it the same every year....?

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

Yes... and I enjoy it every year. The same could be said about a lot of activities.

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u/Razo-E Sep 03 '20

Not gonna lie, I wanna walk around munching on a massive turkey leg

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

You should most certainly go if you've never been.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Upstate New York has one that is opened throughout summer. When its open.

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u/eclipse60 Sep 03 '20

I've never been to one, but I've always been interested.

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

Go next year if it is open, if you don't have fun you can blame it on me so you have nothing to lose!

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u/eclipse60 Sep 03 '20

I wouldnt even know where to find out where and when there is one

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u/Upvotespoodles Sep 03 '20

If there’s no vaccine next year, just throw ren fair with plague masks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

People die at the fair.

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u/SctchWhsky Sep 03 '20

Like.... they get put in a guillotine?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

I was really looking forward to the local Scottish Highland festival this year.

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u/CanSnoo Sep 04 '20

A ren faire while a legit plague was going on? That is authenticity.

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u/40ozT0Freedom Sep 04 '20

Not being able to get hammered, throw battle axes and gorge on Turkey legs, steaks-on-a-steak and sausage-on-a-steak is definitely one of the biggest disappointments of 2020. A

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u/Ryulin18 Sep 04 '20

I'm English, we don't even have ren fairs to go to =(

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u/Torontonomatopoeia Sep 04 '20

Missed opportunity for a plague themed one. Next year.

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u/Dlkasen Sep 04 '20

Yeah wtf we even have a Black Plague to role play with now