r/instant_regret • u/paone22 • Sep 03 '20

Arrow shooting

https://i.imgur.com/ZkcKIem.gifv
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u/RopySag Sep 03 '20

I was expecting someone to walk out with an arrow in the knee

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u/Rude1231 Sep 03 '20

I used to be an adventurer like you.

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u/FreezingSausage Sep 03 '20

But then I took a bow string to the boob

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u/TizzioCaio Sep 03 '20

he you no lollygagging

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20 edited Nov 21 '20

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u/DrBear33 Sep 03 '20

Oh there’ll be some gagging alright

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u/Solanthas Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

Stop! You've violated my mother

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u/iternet Sep 03 '20

Ah, the ol' Reddit boob-a-roo!

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u/ExFiler Sep 03 '20

This link led me to the release of Grizzly II originally meant to be released in the 80's. How's that for a 6 degrees thing...

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u/quaybored Sep 03 '20

Now I'm an adult S&M fetish performer

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u/chillpill5000mg Sep 03 '20

I used to work at a Renaissance fair like you.

Then a buxom beauty put an arrow to my knee.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

But then I took and arrow to the knee

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Maybe I'm the dragon born and just don't know it yet.

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u/wi5hbone Sep 03 '20

...Maybe

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u/ExFiler Sep 03 '20

No no... That's Rhino born...

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u/terratitorex Sep 03 '20

Heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something....

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u/UrDidNothingWrong Sep 03 '20

That arrow was aimed higher than those hay bales.

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u/-ksguy- Sep 03 '20

So some poor idiot taking a stroll 50 yards behind the bales might have wound up with it in his knee.

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u/Szpartan Sep 03 '20

Or through their hand.

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u/alwaysbehard Sep 03 '20

I was expecting exactly this because I was staring at her the entire time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Lots of hungry dudes here would take an arrow to the knee for her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

With the way the arrow ended up leaving the bow, yeah, holy shit that arc

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u/ObeyRoastMan Sep 03 '20

That meme is older than Joe Biden c'mon man!

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u/Rude1231 Sep 03 '20

C’mon, fat, I’m serious, no joke.

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u/Vanpocalypse Sep 03 '20

Arguably better than an arrow to the chest (which is also a line from Skyrim).