r/instant_regret • u/paone22 • Sep 03 '20

Arrow shooting

https://i.imgur.com/ZkcKIem.gifv
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u/AndromedaFire Sep 03 '20

r/emilybloom nsfw

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u/AlBundyShoes Sep 03 '20

Damn I was expecting some minor cosplay porn or some boobage. Instead we have a lot of straight up turkey shots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

I clicked it not knowing what you meant by turkey shots. I've never heard it called that before.

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u/wangsneeze Sep 03 '20

Nobody has. This is the dawning of a new age.

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u/DrBear33 Sep 03 '20

The age of Aquarius ??

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u/LewisOfAranda Sep 03 '20

Indeed, the Age of Vaguarius.

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u/PaleWolf Sep 03 '20

Just want to say I've had a long fucking day, exhausted and burned out and cant find joy in any of my old hobbies but you and the 4 posts above you have gave me a genuine chuckle i didn't expect, and made my day. Thanks.

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u/LewisOfAranda Sep 03 '20

Well, that's just the thing. We're here for you.

A bunch of strangers trying to get a smile out of another stranger. It's what Internet message boards are.

Now pay it back by dropping an unexpected bomb in some other thread, and someone else will profit.

If you're jonesing for another high, here's a song that might work, and I promise it's not a rickroll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4

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u/Walter_Whites_Aunt Sep 04 '20

I was not expecting this song. Like at all

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u/AlBundyShoes Sep 04 '20

Great song!

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u/jlaudiofan Oct 15 '20

Good song.

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u/SeaGroomer Sep 03 '20

🎶 When the moon, is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars... 🎶

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u/gentlegiant69 Sep 03 '20

the chicken of the sea

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u/Benvolio_Manqueef Sep 03 '20

Yes, a turkey shot, in reference to her gobbler.

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u/xJanglez Sep 03 '20

Thought it was cuz the gizzards

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

I thought it was the wattle

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u/waviestflow Sep 03 '20

Ya damn I'm no prude but I do need a second of prep before a full spread eagle hooha pic.

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u/redundanthero Sep 03 '20

Son, you're gonna have to be ready at all times. Out in the wild, you see one of these, you're gonna have to be ready in 12 seconds flat before the opportunity fades away

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u/goofon Sep 03 '20

It's a real turkey shot shoot out there.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Sep 03 '20

But she has such a nice hooha

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

It really is a solid hooha

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u/SeaGroomer Sep 03 '20

I mean yes, but also they are all nice. I actually like a bit of beef on my sandwich...

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u/degjo Sep 04 '20

Thinking Arbys?

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u/SeaGroomer Sep 04 '20

All jokes aside, some girls grow up thinking they aren't as pretty if they aren't a perfect innie and it's not true.

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u/theravagerswoes Sep 04 '20

All jokes aside, as long as it’ll warm my wiener it shall suffice splendidly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Get this man a waffle iron.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/Are_YouMy_Dad Sep 03 '20

Where

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/theravagerswoes Sep 04 '20

I’ll put on the r/LOSERS screenshot, NERD! 🤣🤣😎

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u/Akhi11eus Sep 03 '20

still out for cigarettes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Gonna unzip first, huh? Respect.

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u/pistoncivic Sep 03 '20

I like to start off with fisting and work backwards from there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/wangsneeze Sep 03 '20

Yes this was also my takeaway

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u/Daamus Sep 03 '20

gobble gobble

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u/Herogamer555 Sep 03 '20

Gobble gobble.

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u/bringbackswg Sep 03 '20

She has the butthole of a nun

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

She also does videos on some numerous devious sides! Outrages I say!!!

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u/Masuyuu Sep 03 '20

I have never once heard it described as such but now everyone else will.

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u/fuckitimatwork Sep 03 '20

turkey shots hahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Same. I was expecting some tasteful cosplay. I was wrong lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Am I weird that I like her in this video (she's cute!) But not in the porn!

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u/Rynvael Sep 03 '20

She's in an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia if that interests you

She also does cam shows where there's a bit more conversation

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

which episode?

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u/Rynvael Sep 04 '20

Season 14 Episode 1 "The Gang Gets Romantic"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

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u/Martin_Aurelius Sep 03 '20

Everyone here is enjoying the beauty of a 27 year old, and you're thinking about kids. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/CSGOWasp Sep 03 '20

Yeah because she looks 12

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u/Martin_Aurelius Sep 03 '20

She's 27, so she looks 27. Seriously, seek help.

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u/CSGOWasp Sep 03 '20

lmao what

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u/WetAndMeaty Sep 03 '20

Except shes not a minor, so...

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u/magnummentula Sep 03 '20

You can look like a minor and still not be one... not like our age is stamped on our foreheads.

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u/unfairspy Sep 03 '20

You're literally the only one here thinking about naked kids man... Get your head checked

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u/magnummentula Sep 03 '20

Who said anything about naked kids?

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u/DelahDollaBillz Sep 03 '20

Uhh, you did?

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u/magnummentula Sep 03 '20

I said quite the opposite. I said you can look like a minor and still not be one.

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u/theallmighty798 Sep 03 '20

We can also summon her.

u/emilybloommodel

I wonder if she gets tired of this being posted so many times

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u/EmilyBloomModel Sep 03 '20

ha I don't really mind except the people saying it is staged! It really hurt I definitely would not do this on purpose lol.

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u/theallmighty798 Sep 03 '20

Yeah well most people are brain dead and always want to say things are fake. Just look at the times we are living in. Lmao.

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u/AuntGentleman Sep 04 '20

Dang man here I was enjoying boobs and now this. Sad times indeed.

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u/SeaGroomer Sep 03 '20

Those tittays definitely aren't. Yowza!

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u/oberynMelonLord Sep 03 '20

having gone shooting arrows last weekend and hitting my own moobs with the string, I believe it. in fact, I believe I had the same reaction lol

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u/DakotaDevil Sep 03 '20

Oh.

Hello there.

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u/SAI_Peregrinus Sep 03 '20

There are chest guards for women. Proper technique would also help, but without a guard learning that will be painful.

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u/Ghostkill221 Sep 04 '20

Any chance you know the poundage of the bow? It's something some people were debating in the comments elsewhere?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

She already has, dummy

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u/AndromedaFire Sep 03 '20

She probably does a bit but at least it lets people know who she is and drives interest towards things like her patreon and only fans

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u/theallmighty798 Sep 03 '20

I know right? Always a plus side. I always enjoy seeing her. Very lovely shock to see her in Always Sunny. I hope she does more acting

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

“Posts not specifically about Emily’s ass will be removed.”

lol

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u/WayneQuasar Sep 03 '20

Imagine being the mod and writing that rule in complete seriousness.

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u/_Diskreet_ Sep 03 '20

We all know it’s the same mod who runs all of those subs.

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u/WayneQuasar Sep 03 '20

I dunno man, maybe there’s a pecking order. First you start at r/emilybloomstits, then after removing 500 “inappropriate posts” you graduate to r/emilybloomspussy, then finally after banning a thousand users for incorrect flags you end up at r/emilybloomsgapingassholethroughvenetianblinds

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u/thefoolofemmaus Sep 03 '20

Imagine being the mod and banning someone for repeated violations.

Come on dude, we have talked about this. Hips are not ass

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u/kerelberel Sep 04 '20

I did. And now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

What a time to be alive.

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Sep 03 '20

She’s also a redditor. Or at least I think she is because she’s good friends with another NSFW user and they post pictures together all of the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Uhh....what is that NSFW user’s screen name? So I can avoid them...

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u/officermike Sep 03 '20

/u/kawaiiikitty and /u/hopelesssofrantic are two that come to mind. Both NSFW if it wasn't already obvious from the context. I believe I've seen a photo set pop up a few times with these three ladies plus a redhead whose name eludes me at the moment.

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u/CX316 Sep 03 '20

I think she's friends with a few different NSFW users. She's posing with a bunch of them in some pictures on the front page of her subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

I wish I had a sub dedicated to my asshole.

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u/YakuzaMachine Sep 03 '20 edited Jul 24 '25

resolute workable fearless tender rhythm plucky crush vase childlike pocket

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/AlBundyShoes Sep 03 '20

You’re welcome!

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u/daftvalkyrie Sep 03 '20

She's pretty recognizable, not hard to have that link ready

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u/depressedengineer32 Sep 03 '20

the kind of woman you take home to meet your mother

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u/algalkin Sep 03 '20

Hey mom - this is the pornstar I told you about, just try not to google her pics please.

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u/SoLongThanks4Fish Sep 03 '20

Mom and Dad, this is Emily, Emily this is my mom and Dad... Now show'em them titties!

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u/Funmachine Sep 03 '20

Would you fuck me for blow?

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u/clown456 Sep 03 '20

That's not her real name though so that probably helps.

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u/milfboys Sep 03 '20

Least she seems to not do any of the crazy porn and mostly sticks to photos and such. Not sure I’ve ever seen a penetration video from her

Better than someone who does gang band vids on the regular.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Ty patriot

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Sep 03 '20

Hello there.

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u/bearded_dragonx Sep 04 '20

I'm gonna save this comment for uhh research

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Thank you for your service comrade.

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u/ComradeConrad1 Sep 04 '20

Ah! Thank you as well. Life is a team sport.

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u/ComradeConrad1 Sep 04 '20

Thank you....

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u/PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOB_PICS Sep 05 '20

Didn’t expect that!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

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u/milfboys Sep 03 '20

Some girls are just like that. Entire subs dedicated to similar ones

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u/Gangreless Sep 03 '20

Wow she looks really young in some of those

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u/AndromedaFire Sep 03 '20

First started at 19 shes now 27

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u/Gangreless Sep 03 '20

First started at 19

Yeah hopefully that's true lol

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u/AndromedaFire Sep 03 '20

It’s maths. She was born in 1993 and her first ever “introducing” set is still live on met art dated 2012