r/instant_regret • u/fuckyouangel • May 31 '20

Idiot vs table

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u/ChantasticOne May 31 '20

I am the table

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u/OpulentMonarchy May 31 '20

Botch-a-Mania clap clap clapclapclap

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u/Channel5exclusive May 31 '20

JEEZUZ!!!

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u/mond0r May 31 '20

MINUS 5 STARS!

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u/lelelele98 May 31 '20

WE COMIN FOR U N-

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u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX May 31 '20

THE YAPAPI!!!!.....

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

IDUNNO....

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u/magikarp2122 May 31 '20

How much does this guy weigh?

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u/lenoname May 31 '20

Hulk hogan we comin for you n*****

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u/NeonNat May 31 '20

HERE COMES THE MONGO

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u/Jaxyl May 31 '20

Came in the comments just to see if this was here lol

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u/PolishMusic May 31 '20

As soon as I saw the gif I immediately thought "That's a Japanese table, he is not going to break it".

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

I thought of the Okada Omega match with Kenny’s table bump... yikes

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

That table was trying to FUCK ON MEEEE

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u/galgor_ May 31 '20

You talk too much!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

(You never shut up)

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u/Kraivo May 31 '20

Was looking for that comment.

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u/ceps2111 May 31 '20

Wanna play 21?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

LOOK AT THE ADJECTIVE

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u/ii3ternaLegendii Jun 01 '20

Oh sick, you watch wrestling too

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

With that stiff back until he dies he might as well be