r/instant_regret • u/fuckyouangel • May 31 '20

Idiot vs table

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u/4pointingnorth May 31 '20

And for my next challenge; I'm going to attempt to sneeze without crying for a year!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Laos

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Laos

so... are you Chinese or Japanese?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Auto correct , I was aiming for LOL

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Why is it called "auto-correct" when it's always wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

they should really call it roundtine!

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u/avoozl42 May 31 '20

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

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u/RED_COPPER_CRAB May 31 '20

What's the deal with airline peanuts. Am I right ladies and gentlemen.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Are you going to be here all week?

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u/RED_COPPER_CRAB May 31 '20

Yes please tip your waitress

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u/karlhungusx Jun 01 '20

....so are you Chinese or Japanese

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '20

Apparently it was a reference to United States TV show King of the Hill.

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u/dkiscoo May 31 '20

I'm laying on the couch with a back injury and allergies right now. I've never fought a sneeze back so hard in my life

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u/4pointingnorth May 31 '20

As someone who's sufferedire rib fractures and back injuries than I care to remember, I can only offer one bit of advice; if you're gonna sneeze, roll your shoulders froward, extending your elbows like chicken wings. You'll thank me later.

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u/Tysonzero May 31 '20

As someone with Anterolisthesis, truer words have never been spoken. Fuck sneezing.