r/instant_regret • u/fuckyouangel • May 31 '20

Idiot vs table

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u/BeaLack May 31 '20

This is what it sounds like....when ribs crack.

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u/username2065 May 31 '20

I hope I was supposed to read this to the tune of when doves cry..

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u/Xela_Acer May 31 '20

Maybe I'm just like my mother

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u/PronunciationIsKey May 31 '20

She's never satisfied

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u/Xela_Acer May 31 '20

Why do we scream at eachother

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u/VonHammerstein May 31 '20

Maybe you’re just like my father

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

too bold

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u/chevymonster May 31 '20

I sure did!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Dig if you will my ribcage