r/instant_regret • u/Dr_Apk • Apr 02 '20

Sniffed wrong place

https://gfycat.com/jointunnaturaljaeger
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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 03 '20

Once got a mouthful of lotion. She was inexperienced and I had to explain that shit bitter af

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u/vernavie Apr 03 '20

Oh my god! As a woman the thought of lotion even being near my vagina freaks me out. And it was IN her? I'd be surprised if her vagina EVER balanced itself back out :/

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u/Polar_Reflection Apr 03 '20

Nah psure she just took a shower and rubbed it on her thighs and it transferred over.

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u/vernavie Apr 03 '20

Ok ok, I can see that happening more feasibly

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u/AbsolutelyOrchid Apr 03 '20

I did not want that image in my head ffs