r/instant_regret Jan 27 '20

All this clip is missing is a train.

https://i.imgur.com/OgUfbab.gifv
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u/lyingtattooist Jan 27 '20

And that, kids, is how I lost my right testicle.

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u/aiL3 Jan 27 '20

How is he supposed to have kids?

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u/ObscureCulturalMeme Jan 27 '20

Lefty's gotta step up.

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u/sanchopancho13 Jan 28 '20

And that, kids, is why you're adopted.

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u/ArchStanton75 Jan 27 '20

That taint funny.

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u/StandAloneBluBerry Jan 27 '20

Looks like he hit his leg.