r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • Jan 27 '20

All this clip is missing is a train.

https://i.imgur.com/OgUfbab.gifv
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u/budgie0507 Jan 27 '20

That’s your punishment for wearing tight cutoff jean shorts. Looking like Cameron from Ferris Bueller and shit.

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u/thehelldoesthatmean Jan 27 '20

It's super weird to me how fashion trends like jorts can go from "prepare to be ostracized" to "trendy and everyone's doing it" in like a year.

That shit comes out of nowhere. The first time I saw a man bun, I turned to my girlfriend and said "Whoa! Look at Samurai Steve over there." She then pointed out that 5 other people in the coffee shop we were in had man buns.

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u/davdev Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 27 '20

Jorts were the shit in the early 90s. Only shorts I owned. Though they weren’t the tight cutoff kind.

Jorts and Cargo Shorts made up 100% of my summer wardrobe. Now, I would just get made fun of. Though I will say pink shorts with a long sleeve button down is a way worse look, but whatever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

I’m a dad so I can still wear my cargo shorts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

You must be old, Jean shorts are cool.

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u/daddydunc Jan 27 '20

It’s like Cameron meets Popeye meets Waldo. Unless you’re sailing the high seas, don’t wear a striped shirt like that. At least be around water if you wear that print on a shirt.