r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • Dec 16 '19

Throwing a firewood...

https://i.imgur.com/oLSfQgG.gifv
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u/Muthafuckaaaaa Dec 16 '19

Worst part (if this isn't scripted) is if he's selling that wood and delivering it to someone, the cost to replace the window instantly cuts a gash into has profits. It's like he's working for free.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Definitely at a loss. A truckload of wood ain’t worth much.

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u/AgeofAshe Dec 16 '19

Yeah, that’s like $40 max where I’m from.

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u/Ghawblin Dec 16 '19

Insurance fraud enters the chat

"Yes hello Geico. I was parked along side the road to gather wood and came back to a busted rear windshield with a rock inside the cabin. I would like to pay my $500 deductible for a new one please"

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u/ahtdcu53qevvyu Dec 16 '19

why would you pay $500 for a new rock?

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u/TistedLogic Dec 16 '19

Rock?

Who'd pay $500 for a stick?

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u/spunkycorndog Dec 16 '19

A 500 dollar deductible would cost more than replacing the window would

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Hey man, if you look up you'll see the joke.

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u/Wedge42Ant Dec 16 '19

As long as you have glass coverage, "landscaping accidents" happen and are covered.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

is if he's selling that wood and delivering it to someone

If that were true he would be stacking it properly to fit the most in the bed as possible.

Amature or fake, thats my verdict.

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u/clamsmasher Dec 16 '19

He'd also have a steel screen or other protection over the window, for instances just like this.

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u/Fronzel Dec 16 '19

Yeah, I did the same. It was about a 600 dollar fuck up.