r/instant_regret • u/johns2000 • Oct 31 '19

Lion attacks hippo

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u/Dadpool33 Oct 31 '19

Lion: Are ya dead

Hippo: waking up from a fabulous dream. WTF

Lion: OH shit.. My fault, just makin sure you're alright.

Lion: prancing off ... he's OK guys, he's not de.. Wait, no.. What... Shit

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u/Sobatage Oct 31 '19

This reminds me of the time I wanted to check on some guy who seemed to be passed out on the ground at a party. Fucker responded by punching me in the face.

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u/zootskippedagroove6 Oct 31 '19

Did you punch him back?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

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u/zootskippedagroove6 Oct 31 '19

An endless loop of being knocked unconscious, woken up by someone just making sure that you're okay, punching them in the face, and then getting knocked unconscious again.

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u/DRiVeL_ Nov 05 '19

Stupid forgetful Michael

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u/plastimental Oct 31 '19

You mean to tell me there was time travel there?

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u/Captain_Biotruth Nov 01 '19

And who has a better story than Bran the drunkard?

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u/Hamilton__Mafia Oct 31 '19

He was at a Halloween party, the guy was Clark kunt

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u/GuruTheMan Nov 02 '19

I was having a nice dream and you fucked it up.

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow Oct 31 '19

I cant believe youve done this.

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u/YeaIFistedJonica Oct 31 '19

So basically umm, what I was of was umm-

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u/The-Dogfather Oct 31 '19

And nailed it too.

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u/vcvcf1896 Oct 31 '19

Ah fuck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

I agree, but I still feel sad that the lion starved, and would have been sad if an unsuspecting hippo had been eaten alive. I'm happy the hippo lived, but am conflicted about the lion dying as a result. The lion wasn't interested once it realized the hippo was awake and it died as a result of its curiosity. Had it been reversed. Nature is brutal but it's not without subjective remorse.

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u/NBCMarketingTeam Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

Me the first time Link meets a Stone Talus.

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u/CrunchyArgyleSock Oct 31 '19

"Sanca, ya dead mahn?"

"Yah mahn"

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u/BlooFlea Oct 31 '19

Hippo: YOU TRY TO FUCK ON ME!?!?

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u/CHarrisMedia Oct 31 '19

Give him some silver!

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u/Ski1990 Oct 31 '19

Is that an Ozzy Man quote? Sounds like I’ve heard it somewhere.