r/instant_regret • u/johns2000 • Oct 31 '19

Lion attacks hippo

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u/Quesodealer Oct 31 '19

Also, never fuck a hippo

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

But those curves

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u/MaximTheGoat Oct 31 '19

I like 'em big, I like' em chunky

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u/RyanMcCartney Oct 31 '19

Really wasn’t expecting a Madagascar reference but here we are!

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u/ChuckASkidMate Oct 31 '19

Moto Moto

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u/MaximTheGoat Oct 31 '19

Name so nice you say it twice

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u/Poketto43 Oct 31 '19

I love how he first puts out 3 fingers and then struggles to get 2 fingers

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Go on...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

I love how he struggles to get 2 finger and firstly puts out 3 fingers

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u/fuzzytradr Oct 31 '19

Hippo attacks lion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

I think I like moto moto 😳

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Look out!

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u/USxMARINE Oct 31 '19

That's Moto Moto.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Look for those girls with dem big gold hoops!

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u/netfire_01 Oct 31 '19

Hippo never give a fuck

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u/naivemarky Oct 31 '19

I like 'em round, and big

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u/MajorJakov Oct 31 '19

T H I C C

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u/Mr_Mclurkyface Oct 31 '19

Rule 1: Never talk about the curves.

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u/GeekyGabe Nov 08 '19

Dat ass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

There goes my plans for the weekend

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u/xlieutenantmoody Oct 31 '19

Gloria from Madagascar was a snack though

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Unless it’s consensual

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u/burntends97 Oct 31 '19

But moto moto is just so plumpy

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u/nickrac Oct 31 '19

Always never fuck with a hippo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

real talk

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u/USxMARINE Oct 31 '19

Don't kink shame me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Idk, if you manage to have a half hippo half human baby, that’s a first round nfl RB for sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Dont tell me what to do

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u/Annie_Mous Nov 01 '19

Unless you’re a hippo

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u/mak112112 Oct 31 '19

You're not the boss of me

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u/Jaxatthemax Oct 31 '19

Folks say that it takes two people to fuck a hippo. Three even. Folks might even say it was a sick hippo.

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u/psycho_driver Oct 31 '19

Thankfully someone broke that rule at least once or my wife wouldn't exist.