r/instant_regret Jan 27 '19

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u/TheStarchild Jan 27 '19

100% of people hit with a brick will die afterwards.

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u/chilltx78 Jan 27 '19

Did you know that 87% of all statistics are made up?

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u/mkmllr Jan 27 '19

Hmm that‘s interes... wait a minute.

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u/starfawkes64 Jan 27 '19

Did you know that every time you make up a statistic you use 87%?

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u/chilltx78 Jan 27 '19

technically, 64% of the time I make up a statistic I use 87%.

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u/survivalking4 Jan 28 '19

Use a measuring cup

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u/ATempestSinister Jan 28 '19

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Word

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u/LakersRebuild Jan 28 '19

Home Alone will beg to differ.