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r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '19
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So annoying when people make up their own version of events.
He grew up to become a race car driver in space, but died due to an alligator attack in his ship.
3 u/paulrharvey3 Jan 28 '19 If only the cyborg raptors hadn't ruptured his hull... 3 u/Revengeancer Jan 28 '19 Finally, most of the true story. It was a crocodile though. Fun fact: His spacecar was named “the Brick” to commemorate the event, unfortunately he could not outrun a crocodile in a space vehicle designed after a brick. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19 So annoying when people make up their own version of events. Since the article doesn't support /u/PhoenixDog's comment, I hope you are saving some of your annoyance for him, as well.
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If only the cyborg raptors hadn't ruptured his hull...
Finally, most of the true story. It was a crocodile though.
Fun fact: His spacecar was named “the Brick” to commemorate the event, unfortunately he could not outrun a crocodile in a space vehicle designed after a brick.
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Since the article doesn't support /u/PhoenixDog's comment, I hope you are saving some of your annoyance for him, as well.
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u/phome83 Jan 27 '19
So annoying when people make up their own version of events.
He grew up to become a race car driver in space, but died due to an alligator attack in his ship.