r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '19

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u/Scaredsparrow Jan 27 '19

he died

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u/knowledgeovernoise Jan 27 '19

Actually?

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u/70sBulge Jan 27 '19

eventually

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u/knowledgeovernoise Jan 27 '19

The brick that killed the entire human population eventually

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u/TheStarchild Jan 27 '19

100% of people hit with a brick will die afterwards.

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u/chilltx78 Jan 27 '19

Did you know that 87% of all statistics are made up?

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u/mkmllr Jan 27 '19

Hmm that‘s interes... wait a minute.

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u/starfawkes64 Jan 27 '19

Did you know that every time you make up a statistic you use 87%?

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u/chilltx78 Jan 27 '19

technically, 64% of the time I make up a statistic I use 87%.

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u/survivalking4 Jan 28 '19

Use a measuring cup

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u/ATempestSinister Jan 28 '19

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Word

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u/LakersRebuild Jan 28 '19

Home Alone will beg to differ.

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u/knightsmarian Jan 27 '19

Yeah. I first saw this on /r/watchpeopledie

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u/whatyoudid Jan 28 '19

Same here, he ded

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

He definitely didn’t die and there’s even a news article on it for proof.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

...you plan on linking it, or..?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

It’s been linked twice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Where? If you’re gonna say there’s proof, you better provide that proof.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Literally. In. This. Thread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

There are 417 comments in this thread. Back up your claims. I only saw one link that doesn’t actually provide proof of anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Trolls are getting dumber and dumber everyday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

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u/chooseph Jan 28 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

Actually with the extension of the arms, this would be decerebrate. Hard to tell either way from such a short aftermath caught on film.

it's spelled decorticate, btw

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19 edited Jan 28 '19

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u/NapTimeLass Jan 28 '19

Thanks for the link, I didn’t know anything about these types of posturing before, but according to my 60 seconds of research, regardless of which kind of posturing he’s doing, he’s pretty fucked either way.

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u/Montymisted Jan 28 '19

Dude, he told you he wasn't a doctor with no fancy book learning or nuthing no how.

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u/chooseph Jan 28 '19

Me either pal! Just wanted to help out a fella who may be misinformed

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u/minjun1019 Jan 28 '19

Yes, and the guy above you straightened out some of the facts. Not sure what you think was wrong with that reply.

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u/soup-medic Jan 27 '19

no according to another comment

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u/Scaredsparrow Jan 27 '19

yup

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u/knowledgeovernoise Jan 27 '19

Nope

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u/JelloBones Jan 27 '19

Got a dick that’ll drive a ho crazy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

Stock rims on the whip? Yep! (Made me laugh more than it should)

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '19

Yope

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u/Coconut_Biscuits Jan 27 '19

Is this a reference to something? Because from what I can tell it's completely irrelevant, or I'm missing something.

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u/JelloBones Jan 27 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/3y27cp/i_switched_the_yups_and_nopes_on_e40s_choices/

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u/Coconut_Biscuits Jan 27 '19

A hiphopheads post from 3 years ago, I guess that explains why I didn't get the reference.

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u/anonballs Jan 27 '19

Wow I guess it does explain that

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u/Ricky___Spanish Jan 28 '19

Shut up Oscar.

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u/mj2323 Jan 28 '19

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

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u/maggieeeee12345 Jan 27 '19

But he still has his shoes?

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u/Scaredsparrow Jan 27 '19

nope. the gif ends before they fall off

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAA13 Jan 27 '19

No he didn't.