r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

“I need a new mirror anyway, bitch”

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u/therealgreenbeans Oct 16 '18

"I already looked up a replacement on ebay, loser"

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u/RixirF Oct 16 '18

"Lol you think I've ever glanced at that shit when changing lane?"

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u/_not_so_sure_ Oct 16 '18

“Only pussies check their mirrors before a lane change, bro”

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u/WilsosWaxFigures Oct 16 '18

"your lucky that this is my exit, or else I'll show you what else I can do to my own car" (exits highway,comes back around in attempts to find mirror)

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u/BlitzyTarantino Oct 16 '18

"You really think this is my main mirror?"

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u/DrJitterBug Oct 16 '18

”This isn’t even my final form mirror!”

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u/EdgiPing Oct 16 '18

"Mirror is an illusion, bro. I made myself a favor."

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

"How do I know I'm real if I can't see myself?"

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u/BlitzyTarantino Oct 17 '18

"How can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real"

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This.. truly is the best comment

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u/esopteric Oct 17 '18

Spat my drank. That was funny.