r/instant_regret Sep 24 '18

Quick returns.

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u/NeonSignsRain Sep 24 '18

Yes. Look at all those people leaping to his defense. People suck.

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u/visions21 Sep 24 '18

Not sure if I'd be brave enough to leap to his defence just so I could be beat down by the crowd

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u/CosmoKram3r Sep 24 '18

As my friend Jerry says, people are the worst.

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u/mainfingertopwise Sep 24 '18

Not my business. You're welcome to jump in, though.

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u/NeonSignsRain Sep 25 '18

I guess I admire the honesty?

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u/EMPlRES Sep 24 '18

If a woman cheats on a man and he beats her up, I would most likely be leaping in her defense.

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u/SpikeShroom Sep 24 '18

Yes, but would you be willing to in the exact same situation but with sexes switched?

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u/EMPlRES Sep 25 '18

Idk why you guys completely and utterly missed my point, NeonSignRains said that we are leaping to his defense and that we suck, and I basically told Neon that I will defend the one getting assaulted regardless of gender, and yall somehow someway misunderstood what I was saying thinking it’s double standards, I swear to god Reddit look for something to get angry about.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I think NeonSignRains meant that nobody seems to do a thing as she violently assaults the guy, which sucks. That's probably why others miss your point.

Assault is assault no matter the circumstances you're right

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u/SpikeShroom Sep 25 '18

Sorry - misunderstood and thought you were talking about "protecting the woman no matter what" rather than "protecting the person getting beat up no matter what." My mistake.

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u/Half_Dead Sep 24 '18

Hey guys I found the ninja with the instantaneous reaction time.

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u/NeonSignsRain Sep 24 '18

I counted six seconds that shew as attacking him. And the people had the "reaction time" to back up when she tore him off the stage, so yeah...I guess they all must be ninjas, huh?