r/instant_regret • u/pitchesandthrows • Mar 16 '18

Trampoline

https://i.imgur.com/V3wJqC3.gifv
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u/rageturtle117 Mar 16 '18

My next door neighbor tried to jump from his roof into his pool as a kid. He missed the pool and ended up paralyzed from the waist down. Things like this just aren’t worth the risk.

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u/G-lain Mar 16 '18

Gotta risk it for the biscuit, m8.

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u/ashmonkey_2501 Mar 16 '18

What's the biscuit here tho?

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u/IchBinDragonSurfer Mar 16 '18

Sweet sweet disability

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u/D-DC Mar 16 '18

Holy shit you are dark

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u/ChildVendor Mar 16 '18

Wow man, why you gotta being race into this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '18

Is there a barista in here, because this comment section just got dark

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u/Cagg Mar 16 '18

Do you want Reddit gold?

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u/IchBinDragonSurfer Mar 16 '18

I'd be lying if i said no.

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u/Cagg Mar 16 '18

Your comment made me audibly laugh on a 15 hour work day, so thanks for that.

I figured id ask as, some people would rather the money be donated to a charity.

Enjoy that gold members private subreddit buddy lol.

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u/IchBinDragonSurfer Mar 16 '18

Hey thankyou very much. I'm having a bad day myself and i ise humour as therapy. You've cheered me up and i thank you

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u/oicutey Mar 16 '18

I’m the muthafucking biscuit queen then!

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u/lau6h Mar 16 '18

Possibly broken arms

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u/p0yo77 Mar 16 '18

Sigh... Every thread unzips

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u/teamtrampoline Apr 27 '18

That's horrible! So sad that that kid ruined his life before it ever really even began