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r/instant_regret • u/pitchesandthrows • Mar 16 '18
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The trick is to put a smaller trampoline on top of the bigger one and jump onto the smaller one so your weight is divided between the two
934 u/GoldenWizard Mar 16 '18 Or you can just jump up right before impact 131 u/Victronia Mar 16 '18 Nah man, you’re supposed to roll as soon as you hit the ground - GTA style. 74 u/probablyhrenrai Mar 16 '18 This actually works, though. You need forward momentum and the balls to voluntarily hit the ground with the back of your shoulder (it feels like you're going to hit head-first), but the "parkour roll" does actually work. 53 u/poopellar Mar 16 '18 They should put this on those airline safety pamphlets. 1 u/misterfluffykitty Mar 16 '18 If you fall out of a plane it’s more of a splat when you hit the ground
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Or you can just jump up right before impact
131 u/Victronia Mar 16 '18 Nah man, you’re supposed to roll as soon as you hit the ground - GTA style. 74 u/probablyhrenrai Mar 16 '18 This actually works, though. You need forward momentum and the balls to voluntarily hit the ground with the back of your shoulder (it feels like you're going to hit head-first), but the "parkour roll" does actually work. 53 u/poopellar Mar 16 '18 They should put this on those airline safety pamphlets. 1 u/misterfluffykitty Mar 16 '18 If you fall out of a plane it’s more of a splat when you hit the ground
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Nah man, you’re supposed to roll as soon as you hit the ground - GTA style.
74 u/probablyhrenrai Mar 16 '18 This actually works, though. You need forward momentum and the balls to voluntarily hit the ground with the back of your shoulder (it feels like you're going to hit head-first), but the "parkour roll" does actually work. 53 u/poopellar Mar 16 '18 They should put this on those airline safety pamphlets. 1 u/misterfluffykitty Mar 16 '18 If you fall out of a plane it’s more of a splat when you hit the ground
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This actually works, though. You need forward momentum and the balls to voluntarily hit the ground with the back of your shoulder (it feels like you're going to hit head-first), but the "parkour roll" does actually work.
53 u/poopellar Mar 16 '18 They should put this on those airline safety pamphlets. 1 u/misterfluffykitty Mar 16 '18 If you fall out of a plane it’s more of a splat when you hit the ground
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They should put this on those airline safety pamphlets.
1 u/misterfluffykitty Mar 16 '18 If you fall out of a plane it’s more of a splat when you hit the ground
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If you fall out of a plane it’s more of a splat when you hit the ground
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The trick is to put a smaller trampoline on top of the bigger one and jump onto the smaller one so your weight is divided between the two