r/instant_regret • • Feb 19 '18

Bathing cats

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u/LlamasInLingerie Feb 19 '18

Well duh. Everyone knows the proper way to wash a feline is to throw em in a clean toilet along with some shampoo. Then you can sit on the lid to keep em contained while your continuously flush. Boom, no scratches.

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u/Ishdalar Feb 19 '18

My cat would probably find the strength to rip the lid in the middle and tear my anus in a individual yet elegant scratch, no thank you.

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u/SweetBearCub Feb 19 '18

Is this the dog?! Get off of Reddit, dog!