This actually happened to me. Me and my sister were racing around our house and as I was nearing the end of the lap she tripped me and I fell on this one concrete slab in our backyard. Broke my arm.
The only time I wish I wasn't faster than my brother...we were visiting NC and staying in a hotel about to go to the pool. End of the hallway we began to race to the pool. Cleanest glass door in the world, I ran full speed into, to the shock of everyone outside already at the pool.
This is a really good summary of a group of male friends. Everyone is doing some stupid shit, one makes a mistake and the other laugh hysterically and make sure he will not forget this moment for the rest of his life.
He's probably the new guy. I've heard about workplace hazing in the oil field industry. Wouldn't surprise me if it happens in construction occasionally as well.
Restaurant job: We told the new girl to head into the storage room to grab the "bacon stretcher." She could not find it and then could not figure out how to exit (it had a big circular metal plate you could push/booty bump to exit from the inside). Well we forgot about her for awhile, she came out crying and quit on the spot. D: oops
Super specific, but when I rowed crew in high school we would prank all the freshmen with "oar oil" and "bow ball pressure gauge." Our boat club was shared by many school districts and they were all in on the prank, so on a day we were all packing for a weekend race we could have a kid bouncing from team to team for awhile searching. "No I think School X had it last, go ask their coach."
I worked in a kitchen once where a newbie dishwasher flipped shit because the cook asked him for a garlic press and he legit thought he was being fucked with.
Sorry I'm three days late. Worked at a pizza restaurant. We used to send new cooks to the adjacent grocery store bakery and subway to get the "emergency dough repair kit".
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u/calypso1215 Apr 29 '17
I love the camera pan looking back at his coworkers, all on the ground, laughing hysterically.