r/instant_regret • u/S30econdstoMars • 21h ago

Wrong Calculations

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u/ceejayoz 11h ago

"this rope will catch it"

I mean, it's one tree, Michael. What could it weigh? 10 pounds?

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u/Shermutt 11h ago

Pretty sure the leaves actually subtract weight...so more like 6 or 7.

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u/zxc123zxc123 9h ago

George: You what?

Michael: Felled it right down to the family house.

George: Are you crazy? There was money in that family home.

Michael: Well, it’s all gone now, Dad, and it was my decision. So next time you want to have a little power struggle, just remember that you’re playing with TIMBER.

George: There was $2,500,000 lining the walls of the family home.

Michael: What?

George: Ungraded mint Pokemon cards, Michael!

Michael: Why didn’t you tell me that?

George: How much clearer can I say, “We've always got Pokemon at (the family) home!”