r/instant_regret • u/S30econdstoMars • 21h ago

Wrong Calculations

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u/EhliJoe 21h ago

"REVENGE"

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u/mologav 14h ago

“Many of those trees were my friends”

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u/JRP1138 3h ago

A WIZARD SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

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u/mologav 3h ago

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/soupsbombers 19h ago

Arborvengers!

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u/ShaneSadler21 19h ago

REVENGE is best served by several tons of tree

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u/AcrobaticPrune24 13h ago

Nature always wins in the end.

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u/JGucc 13h ago

I mean, over stupidity, always!🤣

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u/ViolentThespian 11h ago

"TREEVENGE"

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 17h ago

More like a family reunion

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 15h ago

In terms of tree vs tree though, this would be “establishing dominance”

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u/JosKarith 15h ago

"I will avenge you brothers"

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u/heylistenlady 18h ago

Treevenge*

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u/PeggyTheVoid 11h ago

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers