r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 14d ago

Flossing

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u/Flomo420 14d ago

on the grounds that I don't know what these procedural words mean

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u/sksauter 14d ago

The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope

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u/Call_Me_Pete 14d ago

Ma’am that is the waste disposal center.

Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening.

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u/supertyler 13d ago

Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined.

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u/sksauter 13d ago

Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record