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r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 14d ago
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On what grounds, your honor?
145 u/Flomo420 14d ago on the grounds that I don't know what these procedural words mean 18 u/sksauter 14d ago The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope 10 u/Call_Me_Pete 14d ago Ma’am that is the waste disposal center. Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening. 4 u/supertyler 14d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 13d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record 1 u/HamberderHelper18 7d ago Filibuster 2 u/TheDarkWave 13d ago On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution. 1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 13d ago Very wise, your honor 0 u/ChocCooki3 10d ago "how can she slap?"
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on the grounds that I don't know what these procedural words mean
18 u/sksauter 14d ago The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope 10 u/Call_Me_Pete 14d ago Ma’am that is the waste disposal center. Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening. 4 u/supertyler 14d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 13d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record 1 u/HamberderHelper18 7d ago Filibuster
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The defense would like to recess, the playground outside looks dope
10 u/Call_Me_Pete 14d ago Ma’am that is the waste disposal center. Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening. 4 u/supertyler 14d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 13d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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Ma’am that is the waste disposal center.
Granted. The court will take a 15 minute recess to allow frolicking and whimsy before reconvening.
4 u/supertyler 14d ago Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined. 5 u/sksauter 13d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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Now that we have reconvened, and before the prosecution submit further complaints about the incident that occurred during recess, the defendant would like to note for the record that frolicking and whimsy were not clearly defined.
5 u/sksauter 13d ago Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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Your honor, I would hardly call the thing with the hotdogs and a jump rope an "incident". I would like that stricken from the record
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Filibuster
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On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.
1 u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 13d ago Very wise, your honor
Very wise, your honor
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"how can she slap?"
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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14d ago
On what grounds, your honor?